# Open Spoilers. Don't read! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736 "2006-06-22T16:40:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/1 "2006-06-22T16:40:23Z")
Inspired by someone being a bit unreasonable in another thread here in CS. Rollover space. Dil’s a guy. The prize is to be stoned to death. Darth Vader is Luke’s father. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/2 "2006-06-22T16:41:46Z")
Spock Dies. Spock Lives. Her name is Beatrix. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/3 "2006-06-22T16:42:31Z")
Soylent Green is people! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/4 "2006-06-22T16:43:29Z")
Rosebud is a sled. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/5 "2006-06-22T16:46:45Z")
The Planet of the Apes is really Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/6 "2006-06-22T16:48:33Z")
**Biggirl** , I’m in charge of being evil here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/7 "2006-06-22T16:48:44Z")
Rebecca was not a nice person. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/8 "2006-06-22T16:49:22Z")
Julius Caesar dies. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/9 "2006-06-22T16:50:54Z")
His dad comes back and plays catch with him. There are snakes on the plane. They catch the killer. They raise enough money to save the school/farm/town/factory.\* They get married. He dies at the end. \*unless the movie was made in the first half of the '70’s then they don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/10 "2006-06-22T17:24:30Z")
The South loses the war. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/11 "2006-06-22T17:28:02Z")
He’s already dead. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/12 "2006-06-22T17:28:11Z")
He _is_ dead people ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/13 "2006-06-22T17:29:18Z")
Simulpost! Too creepy… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/14 "2006-06-22T17:32:16Z")
The Monster At The End Of This Book is Grover. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/15 "2006-06-22T17:32:20Z")
The ship sinks. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/16 "2006-06-22T17:32:21Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > …There are snakes on the plane. > … You sonovabitch, I wanted to see that movie! ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/17 "2006-06-22T17:32:27Z")
The Titanic sinks. The Titanic stinks. The butler did it. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/18 "2006-06-22T17:50:53Z")
He gets crucified. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/19 "2006-06-22T17:51:10Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > The South loses the war. Germany loses the war. Japan loses the war. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/20 "2006-06-22T17:53:09Z")
He gets the girl (of course!) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736.md?page=2)