# Open Spoilers. Don't read! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736 "2006-06-22T16:40:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/41 "2006-06-22T18:36:43Z")
> [@Thudlow Boink](#): > > The Monster At The End Of This Book is Grover. godsDAMMIT! I was only halfway through it, you bastard! Kevin’s parents get killed at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/42 "2006-06-22T18:36:48Z")
They would have gotten off the island, if it wasn’t for Gilligan. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/43 "2006-06-22T18:37:33Z")
She’s a fracking cylon. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/44 "2006-06-22T18:39:43Z")
\*The cartoonist fucking with him is Bugs Bunny \*He gives him the chocolate factory \*The entire game was actually Mario dreaming \*You’re dreaming now. You’re dreaming that you’re awake…forever!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/45 "2006-06-22T18:40:55Z")
She IS the grail, and watch where you walk in the Louvre. He dives across the goal line after time is expired. He uses the whole hooker/business experience to slime his way into the Ivy League school. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/46 "2006-06-22T18:41:31Z")
-Tom Marvolo Riddle is an anagram of “I Am Lord Voldemort” -She goes back for the cat and they kiss in the rain. -He leaves because she’s a stupid selfish bitch and she vows to get him back. -The powdered sugar on the donuts is laced with arsenic. -It was really Old Man Grady who works at the funhouse. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/47 "2006-06-22T18:45:02Z")
Her father did it. Her father did her. He was his mother. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/48 "2006-06-22T18:45:49Z")
He becomes the wererabbit. He finds his son. She marries Mr. Bhauer. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/49 "2006-06-22T18:47:31Z")
This will spoil a zillion movies for some of you: He’s going to pull out and ejaculate on her ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/50 "2006-06-22T18:47:44Z")
He would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids. **Clothahump** disappears from the thread and never addresses the factual errors. 1. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/51 "2006-06-22T18:50:32Z")
He is “cured”. (Alternatively, he grows out of it, and starts thinking about having a kid.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/52 "2006-06-22T18:57:05Z")
> [@bup](#): > > He would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids. [Plagarist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7512022&postcount=46) 😛 Maggie did it accidentally when he wouldn’t give her back her lollipop. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/53 "2006-06-22T18:57:50Z")
**pkbites** , I don’t remember the Wizard of Oz ending like that… Although I mighta watched it more if it did! :eek: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/54 "2006-06-22T19:00:53Z")
It was all a dream, NO ONE SHOT J.R. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/55 "2006-06-22T19:02:50Z")
He returns safely to 1985, only to discover there’s a problem with his future kids. ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/56 "2006-06-22T19:05:11Z")
It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. No matter where you go, there you are. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/57 "2006-06-22T19:08:00Z")
Everyone did it. But if you really want to know, it was Mr. Green, in the hall, with the revolver. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/58 "2006-06-22T19:14:25Z")
> [@you with the face](#): > > Bishop is an android. Bishop hands over an empty box. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![Calliope\_82](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ba8739/32.png) [@Calliope\_82](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calliope_82)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/59 "2006-06-22T19:20:51Z")
She gets on the plane. Spike dies. Laura’s father did it. The Woodsman kills the wolf. ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736/60 "2006-06-22T19:20:51Z")
Dr. Zais knew the truth all along. Michael isn’t really dead. They’re really brother and sister. Cuba Gooding’s character cries. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/open-spoilers-dont-read/361736.md?page=4)