# Opening Day in the MMP!!!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 3, 2017, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opening-day-in-the-mmp/783645 "2017-04-03T10:28:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opening-day-in-the-mmp/783645/190 "2017-04-10T00:37:03Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 43 Amurrkin out and clear with a predicted high of 78 and N.O.S. for the day. Temps will get back into the 80s for highs this week. **Today’s plan include deheathenization** which will be big bein’ as today is Palm Sunday and our Bishop is here for his annual visit

> [@missred](#):
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> I heathenated today

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> **Red** , if I remember correctly, participates in a non-denominational celebration, which she affectionately refers to as “heathen.”
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> Your turn **Spidey**. How does one run LSD? I would think that would be disorientating?

But if Swampy’s **DE** heathenating at church, wouldn’t heathenating be the opposite? 😕  
Irregardless (See what I did there?), **L** ong **S** looooow **D** istance

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