# Opinions that others would find blasphemy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 21, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452 "2013-11-21T17:51:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/141 "2013-11-27T17:00:29Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> And owning pets is slavery.

I think this is readily accepted as true. The real question is which side is the slave.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/142 "2013-11-27T17:05:51Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> George W. Bush did not deliberately lie about WMDs in Iraq. He was mistaken, and as surprised as anyone when none were found.

Not blasphemous. The most mainstream belief, I think.

> [@Licentious Ectomorph](#):
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> Jennifer Aniston is not all that pretty. She barely qualifies as average.

Blasphemous.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/143 "2013-11-27T17:22:02Z")

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I stand by my statement that if Hillary Clinton is elected president, I will emigrate.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/144 "2013-11-27T17:24:05Z")

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“I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are still truly good at heart…”

“postscript. I’ve been in Bergen-Belsen for a few days now. If somebody finds my diary, please change that last line to ‘are as evil as snake vomit.’”

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/145 "2013-11-27T17:33:58Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Being in the military does not make you a better or a worse person and there is no need for me to admire you.

The same thing can be said about breast cancer survivors, GLBT teenagers, or the mothers of autistic children.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/146 "2013-11-27T17:43:11Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Hey, take it easy man! What did processed cheese ever do to you?
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> A can of Rotel extra spicy and a hunk of Velveeta make an excellent cheese dip. 🙂

Velveeta is the Cadillac of processed cheese, though. There are worse things out there.

> [@PookahMacPhellimey](#):
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> Whilst some extremists will argue that the only true pizza is a Margherita, anchovies are a perfectly common and valid topping here in Italy. I agree that there’s nice on pizza. No fucking pineapple, though.

I prefer getting the anchovies on the side, so that their flavor is not baked into the pizza. Just drape them onto the finished pie, bite by bite. Then if you want a few bites with no anchovie, just don’t add them.

Pineapple works if you’re a student, delivering pizzas, and you’re stretching your food budget by making the most of your shift slices. After a month or two, even pizza starts to pall. That’s also the time when you’d be willing to eat the nacho pizza. Although nothing would make me add jalapeno.

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**Author:** ![MostlyUseless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MostlyUseless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyUseless)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/147 "2013-11-27T18:00:15Z")

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I thought GW Bush was okay, but my expectations were low.

I think that Obama is a pretty good president and that Obamacare just needs time to be a pretty good program.

I think that we need to control spending in the US, but I also think that it is about time we recognize that we don’t need such a huge military and our citizenry do need help.

I think most vegans haven’t spend enough time around cows, pigs and chickens to have a clue.

Pets as slaves? What would you have us do? Cut them loose to form street gangs?

I do believe in God. How God is manifested I am not entirely sure about.

It isn’t religion that is the problem. It is the people who twist any religion to their own purposes that are the problem. I know of no major religion that actually pushes the worst of their crap.

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**Author:** ![MostlyUseless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MostlyUseless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyUseless)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/148 "2013-11-27T18:01:34Z")

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Religious institutions should stay out of politics.

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**Author:** ![Heracles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heracles/32/487_2.png) [@Heracles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heracles)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/149 "2013-11-27T18:11:10Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Monty Python absolutely sucks.

I disagree with that one, but _Dr. Strangelove, or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb_ wasn’t a good movie, and certainly wasn’t funny.

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/150 "2013-11-27T18:20:11Z")

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> [@Heracles](#):
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> I disagree with that one, but _Dr. Strangelove, or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb_ wasn’t a good movie, and certainly wasn’t funny.

I’ve never been able to sit through more than a half-hour of it.

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**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/151 "2013-11-27T18:20:23Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Monty Python absolutely sucks.

I don’t think it sucks, but I do think we selectively remember the bits that were great whilst forgetting the rest. If you watch an entire episode of Python, you’ll find that there was a lot of filler between the unforgettable and oft-quoted sketches.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/152 "2013-11-27T18:22:37Z")

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People are far too enamored of their own opinions, which for the most part are ignorant and contribute nothing of value to humanity.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/153 "2013-11-27T21:33:29Z")

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> [@PookahMacPhellimey](#):
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> Whilst some extremists will argue that the only true pizza is a Margherita, anchovies are a perfectly common and valid topping here in Italy. I agree that there’s nice on pizza. No fucking pineapple, though.

I have had an anchovy in my mouth; the notion that it is made of food is one of those outliers I mentioned, above.

> [@cmkeller](#):
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> Sean Connery was not the greatest James Bond. Pierce Brosnan was.
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> George W. Bush did not deliberately lie about WMDs in Iraq. He was mistaken, and as surprised as anyone when none were found.

You misspelled David Niven, star of the only Bond film that merits a second glance (actually, most of them don’t merit a first one, considering the huge plot hole they so blithely ignore).

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/154 "2013-11-27T23:06:51Z")

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A few more:

Pink Floyd sucks.

Abraham Lincoln was a jerk.

George Washington was a jerk.

Reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in should not be required in schools.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/155 "2013-11-27T23:35:27Z")

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> [@Heracles](#):
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> I disagree with that one, but _Dr. Strangelove, or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb_ wasn’t a good movie, and certainly wasn’t funny.

I first saw it when I was in my early 20s, and the Cold War was still going on. I didn’t get it, and didn’t enjoy it all that much. I then saw it again a few years ago, and understood where the “classic” status came from. Just wish they’d left the cream pie fight in the final cut; that was supposed to be the last scene in the movie.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/156 "2013-11-27T23:36:55Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> A few more:
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> Pink Floyd sucks.
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> Abraham Lincoln was a jerk.
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> George Washington was a jerk.
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> Reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in should not be required in schools.

The summer I was 16, I thought “The Wall” was the greatest piece of music ever recorded, and now I cannot stand to hear anything from it. :dubious:

And I agree about the Pledge. Saying that it is not required is not the same as banning it; some people don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/157 "2013-12-05T00:24:44Z")

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I think that Iran should have their own nukes, unless the US gives up theirs (ours).

Football eats.

Chris Rock and Ron White are not funny, and for the last 10 years of his live, George Carlin was the anti-Funny.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/158 "2013-12-05T16:24:46Z")

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> [@MostlyUseless](#):
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> Religious institutions should stay out of politics.

ALL religious institutions, or only the ones that disagree with you?

Should Martin Luther King have shut his mouth about civil rights? Should Bible-thumpers like William Wilberforce and Henry Ward Beecher have kept their opinions on slavery to themselves?

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**Author:** ![jrsone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jrsone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrsone)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/159 "2013-12-05T16:30:26Z")

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I don’t care all that much for Star Wars.  
I don’t really like superhero movies.

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**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opinions-that-others-would-find-blasphemy/674452/160 "2013-12-05T17:14:00Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Department of Energy should be shut down. All of that stuff should be done at the state level.

Of course! Every state gets to manufacture their own nuclear weapons! Let’s hope Texas and California don’t get in an arms race.

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