You’re damn right it’s a trap. That’s got trap written all over it. Big shiny rock in the middle of nothing.
Might as well be a big red button that says “DO NOT PUSH.”
Calm down, everybody. It’s obviously an Alien egg. the last thing we should be doing is trying to poke and prod it. Back away from the egg…
It’s OK, the Mars Rover doesn’t even * have * a face.