# Opposite Sex for One Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 1999, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337 "1999-10-07T20:03:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/41 "1999-10-09T04:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Getting laid? With somebody I’ve known less than a day? Who says it has to be a stranger? As long as we’re being hypothetical here, we can say you have a friend who would “do ya” or maybe your partner could switch for the day as well… * * * **\>^,^\<** “Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…” OpalCat’s site: [http://opalcat.com](http://opalcat.com) The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/42 "1999-10-09T07:53:00Z")
I would do my damnest to get pregnant. A great amount of sex with as many people as possible, and living off the royalties when I changed back. My ghod, the movie rights alone…! * * * They call me MISTER Wizard! ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 1999, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/43 "1999-10-12T13:11:00Z")
Flora, I know many transexuals, both male to female and female to male. What would I do if I changed gender for the day? I think I would go into a women’s restroom with several other women and see what you guys actually talk about in there. I would hope that I would have changed genders during that special time of the month and then bitch out some people who annoy me and then just say it’s PMS. That’s about it. I am not really too interested in having sex with a man (I do that already) nor am I interested in having sex with a woman. HUGS! SqrlCub * * * Move over Satan. 😉 Now there’s something meatier. [http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html) ---
**Author:** ![Moonshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Moonshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonshine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/44 "1999-10-13T10:39:00Z")
Check out that whole multiple orgasm thing, then hang around in bars letting guys buy me drinks. For afters I’d see how many traffic violations I could get out of just by smiling and maybe try and find out just what girls talk about in the loos. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/45 "1999-10-13T20:24:00Z")
Probably just wish I’d change back. Thing is, whenever you get into the sort of conversation of “is it worse to be a man or a woman?” the women always seem to present the more convincing argument. Especially when it comes to shaving. But the “committing crimes” thing is a cool idea not so much for the idea of getting away with crimes but for the idea of knowing I’d change back in a day. Can you tell I’ve just recently seen “Lost Highway”? * * * “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/46 "1999-10-13T23:58:00Z")
I think I would have to just give it a pass. One day is not really enough. I want to get knocked up, have a baby, nurse it, the whole motherhood thing. If you don’t get that part, what the hell is the point of being a woman anyway? Like going to the Ballpark on a day the team ain’t playin’. \

Tris\ ---

**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/47 "1999-10-15T05:27:00Z")
If i were a guy for a day, i’d head for a locker room and see what the appeal is in there… and learn more about the “secret” code ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/48 "1999-10-14T21:18:00Z")
## What secret code ?? Awwww MAN they always leave me out on EVERYTHING ! Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/49 "1999-10-14T21:21:00Z")
It’s a New World secret, Coldfire! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337/50 "1999-10-14T23:13:00Z")
:::::: Insert standard European guy’s rant about Americans being dumb ass egocentric culture barbaric no good fuckfaces here :::::: Just kidding, of course. We all know the secrets are on this side of the ocean. Not to piss y’all off, but a here are a couple of remarks made by Americans I encountered the world over: “You live in Amsterdam ? That is SO cool ! My cousin lives in Milan, maybe you know him ?” “Holland, isn’t that the capital of Denmark ?” “Sure I know where Holland is. It’s the country next to Turkey.” ## Again, all in good fun… I know y’all are different 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-sex-for-one-day/9337.md?page=2)