# Opposite thread titles game **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 2, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637 "2005-03-02T19:24:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/1 "2005-03-02T19:24:33Z")
Lately there’s been several threads which prompted the creation of opposite threads. I figured there’s no reason to limited by actual topics, so post a thread title which is the opposite of an actual title. Gals with short hair How to stand still in England How do YOU take pills away from a cat? How do you tell someone you hate that they kiss great? Is my son too old to be watching these movies? Starving a young cat What to ignore in Canada Worst Doper Quote You’re Glad You Didn’t Say ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/2 "2005-03-02T19:31:18Z")
Sorry to bring bad news but [Game threads are not allowed.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=231482) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/3 "2005-03-02T22:06:14Z")
The thread doesn’t say game threads are not allowed. Admittedly, your post in that thread said they shouldn’t be allowed but it being your opinion doesn’t make it a policy. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/4 "2005-03-02T22:09:47Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > The thread doesn’t say game threads are not allowed. Admittedly, your post in that thread said they shouldn’t be allowed but it being your opinion doesn’t make it a policy. You’re right, but there is an overzealous moderator who frequently closes these threads with what seems like a template post (he links to the sticky and then his name) But he’s probably going to let this one stay just to spite me ☹ BTW, nothing personal. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/5 "2005-03-02T22:47:45Z")
How do YOU give a cat an ennima? Identical thread title game. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/6 "2005-03-03T01:33:49Z")
Is not my son too young to be watching these movies? I loathe nipples Advice not needed bank account in positive, entirely my fault, being viciously threatened Will this door fit through the stove? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/7 "2005-03-03T05:05:35Z")
How can I use a woman to help me get a date with another man Should I try to sell things to my date? Need to stop thinking about an easy 1950’s or 60’s costume ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/8 "2005-03-03T21:15:16Z")
One of our dogs shot the neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/9 "2005-03-03T21:47:10Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > One of our dogs shot the neighbor. Wasn’t that a Farside once? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/10 "2005-03-03T21:51:44Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Wasn’t that a Farside once? Don’t know, but it was a [‘Trosley’](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/lobley/e8fd64e5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/11 "2005-03-03T22:00:23Z")
What Religion Would Europe Be If Not for Zoraster? And as for: Why is the Catholic Church against Freemasonry? Can there be peace? The Catholic Church and Freemasonry are at it again. Get a room, you two! Idiot Parents teens jump from parking garages. Teens blame the garage. (white Supremacist) Scum Saved My Life Why is Keenspace so very great? Men in SKIRTS??? Not in MY yearbook!!! Bruce Wayne, the vigilante know as Batman, is not killer. Get over it. Blessed are the meek, or Scott\_plaid’s very own Christianity thread ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opposite-thread-titles-game/292637/12 "2005-03-03T22:09:23Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > One of our dogs shot the neighbor. Along the same line: Police charge goat with slaying four