# Oprah gets OJ to admit he did it \[or maybe not\]

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 23, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573 "2011-06-23T16:32:46Z")
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### Author: ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/42 "2012-03-21T17:53:10Z")

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Signing your post with all three names = awesome.  
Maximillian Quatermass Torque

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### Author: ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/43 "2012-03-21T18:37:26Z")

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For nine months, I’ve been wondering, what did **George Vreeland Hill** think about last summer’s false OJ-and-Oprah tabloid stories? Now, at last, I know.

– Freddy. The. Pig.

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### Author: ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/44 "2012-03-22T12:53:40Z")

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He’s an actor you know.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/45 "2012-03-22T13:50:26Z")

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And a Libertarian. Which is all you need to know.

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### Author: ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/46 "2012-03-22T14:04:47Z")

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> [@Max\_Torque](#):
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> Signing your post with all three names = awesome.  
> Maximillian Quatermass Torque

Agreed

Ender Tarquin-Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim-Bus-Stop-F’tang-F’tang-Ole-Biscuit-Barrel Wiggin

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### Author: ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/47 "2012-03-22T15:06:18Z")

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zombie or no

you ever notice how murderers always have their three names used. just sayin’.

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### Author: ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/48 "2012-03-22T15:45:43Z")

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But in the case of Sirhan “Schecky” Sirhan you don’t hear it as much.

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### Author: ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/49 "2012-03-22T16:00:10Z")

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> [@johnpost](#):
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> you ever notice how murderers always have their three names used. just sayin’.

It must be fun for other people with those names to google themselves:

Lee Oswald

OK

Lee Oswald -Harvey

OK

Lee Oswald -Harvey - Kennedy

OK

Lee Oswald -Harvey -Kennedy -Dallas

OK

Lee Oswald -Harvey -Kennedy -Dallas -Russia

OK

legally changing name

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### Author: ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/50 "2012-03-22T16:32:21Z")

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George Vreeland Hill is right.  
Skammer Throat-warbler Mangrove

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### Author: ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/51 "2012-03-22T23:44:28Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> George Vreeland Hill is right.  
> Skammer Throat-warbler Mangrove

That’s authentic serial-killer jibberish.

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### Author: ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/52 "2012-03-23T16:27:04Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> She was coming at him with a piece of fruit.

So did OJ shoot her with a gun, drop a 16 ton weight on her head, or release a tiger to eat her? 🙂

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-gets-oj-to-admit-he-did-it-or-maybe-not/586573/53 "2012-03-23T20:16:45Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> It must be fun for other people with those names to google themselves:
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> Lee Oswald  
> Lee Oswald -Harvey  
> Lee Oswald -Harvey - Kennedy  
> Lee Oswald -Harvey -Kennedy -Dallas  
> Lee Oswald -Harvey -Kennedy -Dallas -Russia

Or Oswald Lee Harvey of The Drew Carey Show

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