# Oprah! I didn't know you had it in you. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587 "2007-05-26T08:32:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/1 "2007-05-26T08:32:37Z")
Just a few moments ago I was flipping channels on the T.V. and happened upon a little clip of the Oprah show (I wasn’t watching it, I _swear_. It’s just that I don’t have cable and it’s 1:30AM, so there’s really very little content on in the first place) Oprah says, “Coming up - the one thing women give to others but they can not give to themselves.” and it cuts to commercial. My immediate thought was “Blowjobs?” I don’t have anyone else to share this spectacular wit with, so I’m posting it here. Yes, I know I’m a sick dirty man. Any other ideas? ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/2 "2007-05-26T08:43:03Z")
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/3 "2007-05-26T08:49:08Z")
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless] When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. [/QUOTE] Quite true… I knew a guy once who was just a font of prime “That’s what she said!” material without meaning to be (that is, he said the material, I came back with “That’s what she said”… but his personality was such that it was fun getting a reaction, and it never got old) ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/4 "2007-05-26T11:23:00Z")
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless] When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. [/QUOTE] Oprah’s like a fortune cookie: you’re supposed to add “in bed” to the end of everything she says. ---
**Author:** ![Miscue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@Miscue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miscue)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/5 "2007-05-26T11:42:06Z")
It could turn out to be BJs. I remember a few years ago Howard Stern tried to read on his radio program an exact transcript from a recent Oprah show and couldn’t get three words spoken at a stretch without getting censored. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/6 "2007-05-26T13:37:09Z")
[QUOTE=Rigamarole] Quite true… I knew a guy once who was just a font of prime “That’s what she said!” material without meaning to be (that is, he said the material, I came back with “That’s what she said”… but his personality was such that it was fun getting a reaction, and it never got old) [/QUOTE] My phrase for these circumstances is “…much like certain ex-boyfriends.” ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/7 "2007-05-26T13:37:27Z")
[QUOTE=Rigamarole] Quite true… I knew a guy once who was just a font of prime “That’s what she said!” material without meaning to be (that is, he said the material, I came back with “That’s what she said”… but his personality was such that it was fun getting a reaction, and it never got old) [/QUOTE] My dad says this all the time and it always cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![tbdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@tbdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbdi)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oprah-i-didnt-know-you-had-it-in-you/405587/8 "2007-05-26T13:50:14Z")
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless] When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. [/QUOTE] Is that you Tom?