Well. No. Ones. Rich like Oprah!
Drama-hitched like Oprah!
With a network incredibly Pitched like Oprah!
There’s no gal in town half-as women-ly
Perfect! A pure Paragon!
You can ask any TV guest lately
And they’ll tell you whose couch they’d be on!
No one’s “She” like Oprah!
No Queen Bee like Oprah!
No one’s 12 is touted as size 3 like Oprah!
“As an Ugly Americans go, I’m Intimidating!!!”
(Gee, how’s your handbag Oprah?)
Well, this is more like a phantom of the Oprah.
With apologies to Charles Hart:
**Profile Me
**
Profile me, profile me harshly
When I’ve come to buy.
Ignore my fame and my credit-
Please promise me, you’ll try
Then you’ll find that once again you long
To see my face on your tv
If you’ll ever find a moment
To profile me
I never said my purchases were keen
Or as mercurial as me
But if you can still remember
Stop and profile me
Think of all the things
I’d come to buy
Don’t think about the way
You asked me why
Think of me, think of me shopping
Silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard
To keep your options blind
Recall that day, look back on how you pitched
Those bags I might’ve purchased new
There will never be a day
When I won’t profile you…
Prima Donna…
First Lady of Black Rage
If it wasn’t 11:30 pm already, I swear the parody would be extensive and brilliant.
'S what Sunday mornings are made for, Bryan Ekers!
Sundays have mornings?
lovely job xenophon!
Don’t get him started on show tunes!
How the world has changed since the original thread; Tina Turner is now Swiss, a black man is in the White House but a poor black girl still can’t buy a bag.
I thought this thread was about Oprah’s recent “troubles,” but no, apparently Oprah has troubles shopping at high-end stores in Europe. As they say, if it keeps happening, the consistent factor is YOU!
A glass of race card with a shot of ugly American on the side. Why can’t those people just speak English like everyone else!
And for your daily dose of trivia, that song was written by Kris Kristofferson.
What a good job you were able to set matters straight after only an eight-year delay!
Hermes clothing is worth it.
Oprah is diva and attention whore, and is simply looking to stir up some shit for her own benefit.
The sales lady likely hesitated when Oprah asked to see the bag. (I probably would have, too. But not because of racism.) In Opraha’s mind, “This was RACISM by-golly, and the world will soon know what I went through!”
By what? :eek:
She should have worn her Jerry Lewis mask.
A long way from playing Sophia: “Hell no!”
Was the Hermes bag the color purple?