# Oral sex and cooking .... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534 "2002-04-19T15:39:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/1 "2002-04-19T15:39:59Z")
If this is haw they cook pancakes, I dread to think what they drizzle over them … :eek: [http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm\_570921.html?menu=news.latestheadlines](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_570921.html?menu=news.latestheadlines) ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/2 "2002-04-19T15:46:09Z")
I like the way they worked in ‘tightlipped’. Someone was on the ball there. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/3 "2002-04-19T15:48:39Z")
Were they that pressed for time that they can’t even put aside the pancakes long enough to enjoy a nice hummer? ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/4 "2002-04-19T15:53:07Z")
Maybe she didn’t like pancakes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/5 "2002-04-19T15:53:23Z")
Remember, kids, Fellatio and Frying don’t mix. If you’re going to Fry, don’t Fellate. _This message brought to you by the National Fellatio Council. Remember to Fellate responsibly_. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/6 "2002-04-19T15:55:01Z")
“The man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back **and an injury in her head**.” heh, well apparently they were oriented properly. ---
**Author:** ![Fibonacci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Fibonacci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibonacci)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/7 "2002-04-19T18:10:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*“The man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back **and an injury in her head**.” > > heh, well apparently they were oriented properly. \*\* They both suffered head injuries.:wally ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/8 "2002-04-19T19:32:50Z")
ummmmmm…pancakes! NO, WAIT! ummmmmm…oral sex! * * * You must choose, but choose wisely. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/9 "2002-04-19T19:38:11Z")
Um, I’ve done this many times. For some reason Mr. Honey loooves to cook. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/10 "2002-04-19T19:40:52Z")
Oh, I should have added, he could at least return the favor while I’m folding the laundry. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/11 "2002-04-19T19:43:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honey \* > \*\*Oh, I should have added, he could at least return the favor while I’m folding the laundry. > > 😃 \*\* “Honey, could you come clean out the lint trap?” ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/12 "2002-04-19T19:46:51Z")
Fellatio flambe? eek! Can’t resist another cautionary tale… Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight. A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark. His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire. He’s suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income. He says he had to take extra time off work and can’t have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident. “When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell,” the man told Danish Newspaper BT. Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: “No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident.” The 30-year-old patient said: “I’ve had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.” The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/13 "2002-04-19T21:06:44Z")
Yippee, I get to leave for the day with a big laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oral-sex-and-cooking/104534/14 "2002-04-19T21:53:12Z")
I make scratch pancakes. 😃