# Orange juice pulp

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** soda-softdrinks\
**Created:** [November 18, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088 "2010-11-18T13:25:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/41 "2010-11-18T22:28:24Z")

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Fuck all you no pulp assholes, rigorously, thoroughly. It’s **juice** , not water. Why don’t you just suck on an orange flavored Starburst, if you’re so averse to actual oranges. Asshole, commie, cock-shitting dicknipples.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/42 "2010-11-18T22:30:17Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> **Down with pulp!**

Mmmmmm. Down with pulp indeed. Down the hatch! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/43 "2010-11-18T22:48:36Z")

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I like OJ with or without pulp.

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**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/44 "2010-11-18T22:54:18Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I don’t really care one way or the other. Pulp is fine by any quantity and so is the absence of pulp. People who are opinionated on this are curiously picky and extremely strange.

Here I am! Curiously picky and extremely strange, that’s me!

> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Food stuffs does not belong in a beverage.

Correct.

> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> **Down with pulp!**

> [@MissTake](#):
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> One should not have to chew a beverage.  
> Pulp is nasty.

I’ll let you take a guess as to how I voted.

I can’t eat oranges. If a wedge comes on plate with a meal in a restaurant, if anything, I bite on a it, make a goofy “sunshine smile,” suck out the juice, and spit out the rest. Blargh.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/45 "2010-11-18T23:13:37Z")

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I’ll buy orange juice and lemonade with pulp in them if I have no choice…because I have a set of strainers to get rid of that stuff.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/46 "2010-11-18T23:59:21Z")

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> [@Walmarticus](#):
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> Fuck all you no pulp assholes, rigorously, thoroughly. It’s **juice** , not water. Why don’t you just suck on an orange flavored Starburst, if you’re so averse to actual oranges. Asshole, commie, cock-shitting dicknipples.

Even as a joke, this doesn’t belong in Cafe Society. Keep it in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/47 "2010-11-19T02:55:08Z")

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I also don’t like pulp. I am not a big fan of oranges, I generally only drink juice when I have a cold

> [@DCnDC](#):
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> I grew up drinking Donald Duck frozen OJ. My mom bought it because the cheapest brands tended not to have pulp in them (well, actually she bought it because it was the cheapest brand but the no pulp was the feature of it that I liked). Anyone know if they still make that?

[Walmart has it listed for sale](http://www.walmart.com/ip/Disney-Donald-Duck-Orange-Juice-5.5-fl-oz/10311428)

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/48 "2010-11-19T12:09:23Z")

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Bolivian Chicken!

_:smacks **Biffy** with a newspaper and goes back to bed:_

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/49 "2010-11-19T12:17:51Z")

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I used to hate pulp as a kid, but now I like “some pulp”.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/50 "2010-11-19T13:59:25Z")

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My idea of perfect OJ: an orange I can drink.

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/51 "2010-11-20T04:44:10Z")

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I hand-squeeze my own with a great little OXO juicer/reamer. It strains the pits and most of the pulp, so to just pour the juice out of the reservoir, I guess it would be “some pulp,” but of course I tip the top over and push all the strained pulp into my glass. It’s all the goodness of the orange innards without any pith or seeds. So good, and really, the laziest way to consume an orange. Sometimes I’ll squeeze 2 oranges to 1 grapefruit. Yummers.

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orange-juice-pulp/561088/52 "2010-11-20T06:00:26Z")

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I detest orange juice. The only way I’ll drink it, is if there is a stout shot of vodka in it. I prefer no pulp.

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