# Orcs VS Stormtroopers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 9, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399 "2002-12-09T01:04:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399/41 "2002-12-10T15:17:17Z")

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Ahem… according to the threatening level of deadly skill that Boba Fett displayed in “The Return of the Jedi” I belive that he wouldn’t win a one-on one match with Aqualad.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399/42 "2002-12-10T16:24:11Z")

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Could someone explaine to me the Bobba Fetish?

I mean in ESB all he does is follow Han to Cloud City and call Vader. VADER captures Han and Bobba delivers frozen Han (very much like Newman delivers mail on Seinfeld) to Jabba. Oh and he takes one shot at Luke and misses.

IN RotJ he is just hanging out at Jabba’s palace, no doubt getting free drinks telling he dramatic story of how he captured Han, then he takes another stab a Luke, who brushes him aside and is then ACCIDENTALLY killed by Han.

HIS DEATH IS COMIC RELIEF!!! HE IS A JOKE!!! HE IS NOT A BADSASS!!!

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399/43 "2002-12-10T16:49:59Z")

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Sam vs. R2-D2?

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**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399/44 "2002-12-10T17:30:55Z")

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Ooh! We could give the One Ring to R2-D2! That would be scarier than Nazgul-Fett.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399/45 "2002-12-10T19:51:48Z")

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Thank you, **Zebra**! And on that note, how about…

Boba Fett vs. Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

(She’d eat him for lunch… 😉 )

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**Author:** ![greatZebu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@greatZebu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greatZebu)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orcs-vs-stormtroopers/141399/46 "2002-12-10T20:00:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*Think Tag Team.
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> Boba, the Head Wraith and Jaba the Hut vs.
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> Strider, Hans and, oh, say the Lone Ranger. \*\*

If you’re going to put Hans in, Franz would be the obvious third choice.

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