# Order of the Stick - Book 5 Discussion Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323 "2009-08-31T04:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/321 "2009-11-30T13:23:29Z")

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Probably it got all prickly about it.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/322 "2009-12-05T16:42:04Z")

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Maybe I’m showing my age but I had [The Coasters](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Searchin%27) running through my mind when I was reading this, not whatever it is that Elan is torturing in that last panel.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/323 "2009-12-05T19:42:38Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Awwww… Roy still has his Bag of Tricks.

And the bag of tricks apparently contains a tribble.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/324 "2009-12-10T13:54:43Z")

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New strip is up.

[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0693.html](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0693.html)

You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/325 "2009-12-10T14:12:32Z")

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Awww, poor Elan!

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/326 "2009-12-10T14:16:09Z")

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Elanasaurus Rex is too awesome for words. It’s outfit is closer to Elan’s original look. How long has he been carrying that doodle?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/327 "2009-12-10T14:17:47Z")

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Key words: Gate, Girard, Sapphire Guard, Soon.

Uh oh. This is going to be bad.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/328 "2009-12-10T14:21:07Z")

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And I’m picking nits already. The spell states the keywords that it has detected. The first one it states is “Gate.” But I can’t find where anyone said “Gate.” Just words like “Entrance” and “Rift.”

Either a goof or a clue to an illusion.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/329 "2009-12-10T14:21:08Z")

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Unless I’m blind no-one ever said “Gate”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/330 "2009-12-10T14:44:59Z")

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Perhaps it was looking for some of the keywords?

Regardless it’s obviously a system to deal with someone breaking their word.

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**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/331 "2009-12-10T14:57:41Z")

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Oh boyohboyohboy! New Strip Happy Dance!

Poor disappointed Elan. Maybe next gate.

Nice continuing relationship between V and Blackwing.

I can’t wait to see what comes next! Roy may not be wearing that satisfied smirk much longer …

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/332 "2009-12-10T17:52:29Z")

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Heh, “Tragically, His Arms Would Be Too Short for the Lute”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/333 "2009-12-10T18:01:10Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Unless I’m blind no-one ever said “Gate”

That’s an oopsie:

[QUOTE=Rich Burlew]  
Stupid last minute dialogue re-writes…

I guess Roy must have said, “Where is this stupid Gate?!?” to himself in frustration in the panel before this comic started.  
[/QUOTE]  
From the OOTS forum.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/334 "2009-12-10T18:12:19Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> And I’m picking nits already. The spell states the keywords that it has detected. The first one it states is “Gate.” But I can’t find where anyone said “Gate.” Just words like “Entrance” and “Rift.”
> 
> Either a goof or a clue to an illusion.

[From Mr. Burlew himself, a retcon:](http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134543)

> [@The Giant](#):
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> Stupid last minute dialogue re-writes…
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> I guess Roy must have said, “Where is this stupid Gate?!?” to himself in frustration in the panel before this comic started. 😛
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> Rich Burlew

(except his smiley was blue, and had its eyes open)

ETA: [del]Damn[/del] Curse you, **Der Trihs**!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/335 "2009-12-11T04:21:38Z")

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And here I was going to suggest that one of the Other Parties had been there first.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/336 "2009-12-11T17:33:14Z")

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I just received notification that my copy of book four is shipping today. That’s probably why the comic has been updating slowly for the past few weeks.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/337 "2009-12-14T16:08:34Z")

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[Oh, crap.](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0694.html)

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/338 "2009-12-14T16:11:59Z")

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At least it didn’t go _BOOM_… yet

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/339 "2009-12-14T16:18:31Z")

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Hehe. Glorified petting zoo.

I’m not sure I get the ranger reference though. Does he mean “the ranger didn’t know what the hell he was doing, so your maps aren’t worth fuck all”, or did I miss something and/or forget part of the backstory ?

ETA : oh, and BTW, put me down for 5 bucks on “double bluff” : the gate really is here - the illusion is misdirection.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/340 "2009-12-14T16:30:26Z")

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“I’m the only guy who made maps.”

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