# Order of the Stick - Book 5 Discussion Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323 "2009-08-31T04:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3482 "2012-02-07T01:06:18Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I don’t get why so many people get a sinister vibe from Jirix squishing the roach. To me, it was exactly the opposite: He’s trying to cleanse the city of fiendish influence, to make a fresh start, to be a good ruler. Obviously most of that work is going to be considerably more difficult, but squishing the roach was a symbolic start.

Depends on how much you sympathize or root for Xykon, I suppose. It’s a symbol of the goblins beginning their stratagem of breaking off from Xykon without Xykon killing them all.

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3483 "2012-02-10T19:41:11Z")

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Sorry to bump without an update, but am I the only one getting the feeling that we’ve just started one of Rich’s extended absences?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3484 "2012-02-10T19:46:23Z")

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I think that Rich is trying to gear up production of the books and other goodies, so he doesn’t have enough time to work on the comic.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3485 "2012-02-10T22:31:08Z")

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It hasn’t been all that long; we just got spoiled by having a few in rapid succession. And the whole Kickstarter thing is taking up a chunk of his time, too (fancy that, him putting a higher priority on the thing that involves money).

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**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3486 "2012-02-10T23:07:03Z")

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I think the wild success of the Kickstarter drive took him by surprise. He has been scrambling to set new goals faster than they can be achieved, and that’s been a challenge. It’s up to more than $610,000 right now (from an initial goal of $57,750) and still has 10 days to go.

He put out a number of strips fairly quickly and brought the story to a natural pause; I’ve got no complaints if he focuses on the drive in its final active days.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3487 "2012-02-11T00:58:10Z")

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> [@shantih](#):
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> I think the wild success of the Kickstarter drive took him by surprise. He has been scrambling to set new goals faster than they can be achieved, and that’s been a challenge. It’s up to more than $610,000 right now (from an initial goal of $57,750) and still has 10 days to go.
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> He put out a number of strips fairly quickly and brought the story to a natural pause; I’ve got no complaints if he focuses on the drive in its final active days.

Yep. I expect that it’ll be a little slow until the drive closes out, and then we’ll see the end of book 5 pretty quickly. Probably a hiatus after that so he can focus on sending everything out.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3488 "2012-02-11T02:31:36Z")

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I’m perfectly OK with waiting while Rich is trying to get some books back in print. I’m delighted to know that he’s getting rewarded for his efforts. And also amazed.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3489 "2012-02-11T02:34:57Z")

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I agree. I expected this.

Yeah and the Kickstarter thing kind of took a lot of folks by surprise.  
Sure am happy for him (and us all by proxy).

Anyway, bet you by 15 Feb 2012 we will see something new.

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3490 "2012-02-11T18:46:05Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> …Anyway, bet you by 15 Feb 2012 we will see something new.

I agree with you, and am posting just to mention his latest [Kickstarter update](http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/599092525/the-order-of-the-stick-reprint-drive/posts/173428)says, “Hey gang, this will be the only update this weekend (I’ll be back Monday).”

So I wouldn’t expect anything until Monday at the earliest, though Burlew has surprised us before.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3491 "2012-02-12T03:35:08Z")

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While we’re waiting for the next strip, here’s some OOTS-themed lightbulb jokes my brothers and I came up with today:

[spoiler]How many Vaarsuviuses does it take to change a lightbulb?  
One, but s/he has to give a four-hour speech on why understanding the true nature of electricity will drive you MAD first.

How many Mikos does it take to change a lightbulb?  
“The bulb died! It must be a sign from the gods!” SLASH SLASH SLASH tinkle tinkle

How many Belkars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  
Screw you!

How many Sabines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  
Only one, screwing things is her specialty.

How many MitDs does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Bulb? What bulb?

How many O-chuls does it take to change a lightbulb?  
None; lightbulbs change themselves when they see him coming.

How many Haleys does it take to change a lightbulb?  
One to- wait, where did that lightbulb go??

How many Redcloaks does it take to change a lightbulb?  
As many as the Plan requires.

How many Tsukikos does it take to change a lightbulb?  
None, she prefers them dead. (Alternatively, something about ‘wightbulbs’)[/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3492 "2012-02-12T10:39:05Z")

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To follow up on a question I asked on the last page: if I were to get just one of the books (and it seems opinion says that the “reprint” series is best in my case), which one in specific should I get?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3493 "2012-02-12T12:56:05Z")

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_Start of Darkness_ is best for filling in backstory and such. In addition, it’s one hell of a powerful character study of Redcloak and worth it just for that.

Honestly, though, I advise getting them all. But I know you’re just thinking one. So go with SoD. But they are addicting. Be warned.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3494 "2012-02-12T15:14:10Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> To follow up on a question I asked on the last page: if I were to get just one of the books (and it seems opinion says that the “reprint” series is best in my case), which one in specific should I get?

I think the overwhelming consensus will be _Start of Darkness_. The other books are very good but that one is great.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3495 "2012-02-12T15:18:50Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> While we’re waiting for the next strip, here’s some OOTS-themed lightbulb jokes my brothers and I came up with today:

How many Roys does it take to change a lightbulb?  
The lightbulb’s been in his family for generations so you fix it instead of changing to a new one.

How many Elans does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Keep Elan away. Who do you think broke the original lightbulb?

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3496 "2012-02-12T23:27:56Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> _Start of Darkness_ is best for filling in backstory and such. In addition, it’s one hell of a powerful character study of Redcloak and worth it just for that.
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> Honestly, though, I advise getting them all. But I know you’re just thinking one. So go with SoD. But they are addicting. Be warned.

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think the overwhelming consensus will be _Start of Darkness_. The other books are very good but that one is great.

Even if I’ve already read someone else’s copy?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3497 "2012-02-13T10:34:37Z")

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[834 up](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0834.html). Back to the main story.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3498 "2012-02-13T12:48:12Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> How many Roys does it take to change a lightbulb?  
> The lightbulb’s been in his family for generations so you fix it instead of changing to a new one.

YOU! BROKE! MY! LIGHTBULB!!

\<bbbzzzaaaapp\>

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3499 "2012-02-13T14:11:48Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> [834 up](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0834.html). Back to the main story.

Belkar’s on the trip to get V back. V has Yukyuk, who shot Belkar’s cat.

If Mr. Scruffy does something that tips him off, I think there’s gonna be some kobald hat-making.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3500 "2012-02-13T14:36:50Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Belkar’s on the trip to get V back. V has Yukyuk, who shot Belkar’s cat.
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> If Mr. Scruffy does something that tips him off, I think there’s gonna be some kobald hat-making.

Although it may be done off-panel and revealed through the presentation of Yukyuks head as a punchline.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/3501 "2012-02-13T17:11:11Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Belkar’s on the trip to get V back. V has Yukyuk, who shot Belkar’s cat.
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> If Mr. Scruffy does something that tips him off, I think there’s gonna be some kobald hat-making.

Or possibly a bowl to hold some tasty red salsa.

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