# Order of the Stick - Book 5 Discussion Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323 "2009-08-31T04:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1561 "2011-01-31T22:47:35Z")

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This strip seems to disprove the theory that Haley’s mother was some kind of celestial being.

And we now know she’s not a natural redhead.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1562 "2011-01-31T22:58:45Z")

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Who’s not? Haley? Of course she is; her red hair is inherited from her dad.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1563 "2011-01-31T23:16:08Z")

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I think **Nemo** is referring to the flashback frame, but all the colors in that frame are faded from being viewed through the rain. Note that Haley’s hair in that frame is still the same color as her father’s.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1564 "2011-01-31T23:29:58Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> This strip seems to disprove the theory that Haley’s mother was some kind of celestial being.

Seems to, but don’t the various celestials have shapeshifting abilities?

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1565 "2011-02-01T01:40:53Z")

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OK, this almost certainly torpedoes my earlier speculation, now that Ian has a personal reason to be doing what he’s doing.

Wonder at what point Ian will be handing over everything he has? (Or rather, what loophole he’ll use to keep from paying up on his bet?)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1566 "2011-02-01T04:14:50Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> Wonder at what point Ian will be handing over everything he has? (Or rather, what loophole he’ll use to keep from paying up on his bet?)

Didn’t you read what he said? “I’d bet every penny I have…”

How many pennies do you think a prisoner has?

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1567 "2011-02-01T09:20:57Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I think **Nemo** is referring to the flashback frame, but all the colors in that frame are faded from being viewed through the rain. Note that Haley’s hair in that frame is still the same color as her father’s.

Hair genetics in OOTS-world seem to be that females inherit hair shape from mother, hair colour from father. Males do the opposite.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1568 "2011-02-03T04:00:34Z")

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[We’re going to get used to this](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0773.html).

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1569 "2011-02-03T04:36:05Z")

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Was juuust going to post the link…

Anyway, I’m intrigued by the seltzer water. What else do you think goes on in those secret Banjoist rites?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1570 "2011-02-03T04:40:32Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Was juuust going to post the link…
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> Anyway, I’m intrigued by the seltzer water. What else do you think goes on in those secret Banjoist rites?

Well, there’s the whole thing with the hand up…but I’ve said too much!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1571 "2011-02-03T05:16:40Z")

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I guess a high priest of Banjo would be a proctologist.

ETA: How funny is it that I had to tell the Firefox spellchecker to add “proctologist” to its dictionary (poor little browser is _embarrassed_)?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1572 "2011-02-03T10:55:06Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Was juuust going to post the link…
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> Anyway, I’m intrigued by the seltzer water. What else do you think goes on in those secret Banjoist rites?

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants…

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1573 "2011-02-09T01:25:06Z")

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[Episode 774](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0774.html) is up.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1574 "2011-02-09T01:38:37Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> [Episode 774](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0774.html) is up.

Ouch. Wonder if he will ever make his saving throw on that.

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1575 "2011-02-09T15:46:30Z")

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I must be tired out from work. I cannot figure out if Haley was being truthful to her father. Not everything Haley says while under the influence of the potion a lie, is it?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1576 "2011-02-09T15:57:51Z")

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She’s lying in the last thing she says to him, once she’s out of the anti-magic zone.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1577 "2011-02-09T16:00:42Z")

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> [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](#):
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> I must be tired out from work. I cannot figure out if Haley was being truthful to her father. Not everything Haley says while under the influence of the potion a lie, is it?

Nothing she’s said has been the truth, IIRC. If you’re telling the whole truth, you wouldn’t need to use Bluff.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1578 "2011-02-09T20:58:05Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Nothing she’s said has been the truth, IIRC.

Not even her last statement to Elan that the potion only works on things that aren’t true?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1579 "2011-02-09T21:05:18Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Not even her last statement to Elan that the potion only works on things that aren’t true?

:smack:

Lord, how I hate that “I speak only the truth”/“I speak only lies” puzzle…

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/order-of-the-stick-book-5-discussion-thread/508323/1580 "2011-02-09T21:09:28Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> :smack:
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> Lord, how I hate that “I speak only the truth”/“I speak only lies” puzzle…

[You and Haley both.](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html)

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