# orgasim question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 4, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528 "2003-01-04T00:44:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![insider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@insider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insider)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/1 "2003-01-04T00:44:15Z")

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Is the physical output of the average human orgasim the equivalent of climbing a flight of stairs? How many calories does the average orgasim burn? Could you use orgasims for the equivalent of excerise?

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/2 "2003-01-04T00:53:06Z")

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Perhaps this Tongue in Cheek [Cite](http://jabba.tlh.fdt.net/~crystal/new/diet.html) will be of use. . . Or perhaps not.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/3 "2003-01-04T00:56:36Z")

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I would think that the energy used to create the orgasm varies based on circumstances and methodology.

If the energy of the orgasm itself is equivalent to climbing a flight of stairs, I would be shooting holes through the walls.

As far as calorie burning, I would think the muscle group is too small and the work is too brief to burn many calories.

NOTE: I said the MUSCLE GROUP is too small…

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/4 "2003-01-04T01:04:03Z")

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And now for the real [Cite](http://www.totse.com/en/technology/science_technology/sexfit2.html)

> [@](#):
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> SEX & THE HEART
> 
> As for the calorie-burning properties of the sex act, the old rule of  
> thumb that a roll in the hay burns up 500 calories is probably a little high.  
> Naturally, it depends on the length of the lovemaking and the enthusiasm of  
> the participants, but at best you’ll probably burn up the equivalent of five  
> minutes of medium-intensity cycling.
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> The same goes for the aerobic benefits. During lovemaking, your heart  
> rate goes up, you breathe faster, and your circulation increases; however, the  
> average session dosen’t last long enough to substitute it for your regular  
> aerobic workout.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/5 "2003-01-04T01:08:15Z")

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How would you define average, is what I want to know.

A random sample of masturbaters? Interesting idea, but I think it would be hard to get funding for.

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/6 "2003-01-04T01:11:10Z")

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I think you could probably organize something like this on a volunteer basis. I think just from my general circle of friends that I could fill a football stadium with people willing to masturbate in the name of science. As opposed to their own less philanthropic reasons.

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**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/7 "2003-01-04T06:39:58Z")

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I recomend a young, demanding partner. Plenty of calories burned that way 🙂

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**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/8 "2003-01-04T06:44:43Z")

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I think the OP is looking for the output during orgasm not just during sex.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/9 "2003-01-04T07:20:03Z")

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For some reason the typo in the thread title makes me think of an adult upgrade to _The Sims_.

Anyhoo, [Cecil said](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_212a.html) conventional sex was about as taxing as a 40-yard dash.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/10 "2003-01-04T16:42:23Z")

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This question reminds me of a book I read in the 70s ‘voices from the ghetto’ some young girl said ‘When they have sex, a man loses 10 lbs & a girl gains 10lbs’…

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**Author:** ![Zagadka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zagadka/32/7272_2.png) [@Zagadka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zagadka)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasim-question/146528/11 "2003-01-04T16:52:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> PULLING OUT:  
> After orgasm…1/2  
> A few moments before orgasm.500

I don’t know about anything else on that page, but that looks scientifically accurate.
