Maybe you’re having an orgasm because someone is…eating you? 
Of course we don’t have eyelids so we can avoid seeing things. We have eyelids to keep crap from getting into our eyes. Our ears and noses are designed so as not to need them.
And it’s good to be able to smell things, especially stuff like smoke.
I wish I had ESP-lids.
Sometimes I just don’t want to see the future.
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Well, it feels pretty good. Too bad there’s a waiting period between them!!
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Oh, and if the orgasm was a minute long we would propably pass out while still inside.
Unfortunately, natural selection, when it resulted in placing the land-based mammal’s gonads in a pouch under the abdomen, had no way of predicting that we would learn to walk standing up, with our abdomens and vital organs exposed for predators.
It’s kind of like when you’re playing in a band and it’s really happening, only much shorter and a tad more intense.
The current length of an orgasm hasn’t stopped me from still seeking it as much as possible.
Captain Amazing wrote: “Just a guess, but maybe orgasms are dangerous? Not only does your heart rate and blood pressure increase, but while you’re having the orgasm, you’re not paying attention to the world around you, so some bear or something could come up and eat you.”
Never mind the bear, I’d be worried about her husband, father coming home unexpectedly.
Captain Amazing wrote: “Just a guess, but maybe orgasms are dangerous? Not only does your heart rate and blood pressure increase, but while you’re having the orgasm, you’re not paying attention to the world around you, so some bear or something could come up and eat you.”
Never mind the bear, I’d be worried about her husband or father coming home unexpectedly.
A World-Series-winning home run lasts less than half a minute from the pitcher’s mound to the stand.
But that’s not why I went to the game, now is it?
Maybe it’s so short so people still remember to do other important things, like sleep and eat. Considering the time and effort people expend in pursuit of an orgasm now, what would people be willing to do if the result was 10 times better? 100 times better? We’d all be dead of starvation or exhaustion 