# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/1 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")
I can’t remember how this happened, but two years ago my then-boyfriend (now husband) and I started this word game with the word “orgasm”. It was basically just another reason to make each other laugh about something slightly naughty. It goes like this …
What do you call sex with a hooker?
A whoregasm.
What do you call sex with an uninteresting person?
A boregasm.
So, let’s have some fun. Answer this one, then make up your own riddle, and let’s see how creative we can get!
What do you call sex with a homeless person?
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/2 "2000-06-14T04:55:39Z")
A poorgasm?
What do you call sex on the beach?
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/3 "2000-06-14T04:57:14Z")
A shoregasm.
What do you call sex with an apple?
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/4 "2000-06-14T04:59:01Z")
shorgasim?
What do you call sex with a person covered in chocolate, marshmallows and graham cracker crumbs?
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/5 "2000-06-14T04:59:59Z")
a coregasm.
what do you call sex with an entryway?
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/6 "2000-06-14T05:00:13Z")
shoot, okay corgasm
same question
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/7 "2000-06-14T05:01:18Z")
arrrrggggh
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/8 "2000-06-14T05:02:16Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*\*
> shorgasim?
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> What do you call sex with a person covered in chocolate, marshmallows and graham cracker crumbs?
> \*\*
a smoregasm.
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/9 "2000-06-14T05:02:45Z")
what do you call sex with an entryway?
**a doorgasm**
What do you call sex with someone you hate?
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/10 "2000-06-14T05:07:53Z")
What do you call sex with Edgar Allen Poe?
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A “nevermoregasm.”
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/11 "2000-06-14T05:09:08Z")
Sex with the vice president…two possible answers here
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/12 "2000-06-14T05:20:17Z")
Well we’ve already HAD boregasm…
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/13 "2000-06-14T05:28:56Z")
It’s a goregasm.
what do you call sex with othello?
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### Author:  [@abnormal\_42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abnormal_42)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/14 "2000-06-14T05:37:58Z")
a moorgasm.
hey that was mine. anyway, im new here. a friend of mie has been sending me billions of threads and this one is quite amusing so i thought i might join in. so here goes.
what do you call sex with one of winnie the pooh’s friends?
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/15 "2000-06-14T05:41:54Z")
an eyeoregasm.
what do you call sex with linoleum?
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### Author:  [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/16 "2000-06-14T05:41:57Z")
Eorgasm?(sp?)
What do you call sex with something you row with?
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/17 "2000-06-14T05:44:21Z")
An Eeorgasm.
What do you call sex with a Magic user?
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/18 "2000-06-14T05:44:36Z")
an oargasm.
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/19 "2000-06-14T05:44:52Z")
Oargasm.
What do you call sex with a god of thunder?
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### Author:  [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/20 "2000-06-14T05:45:49Z")
An eyoregasm.
Ummm, I’m not very good at this.
So I’ll let someone else think of the next riddle 🙂
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