# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![abnormal\_42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4af34b/32.png) [@abnormal\_42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abnormal_42)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/21 "2000-06-14T05:46:18Z")
that would be an oargasm. what do you call sex with a number between 3 and 5? ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/22 "2000-06-14T05:46:23Z")
a thorgasm. what do you call sex with the linolium? ---
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/23 "2000-06-14T05:46:59Z")
a thorgasm What do you call sex with the last part of an eaten apple? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/24 "2000-06-14T05:47:40Z")
A thorgasm. What do you call sex with a Magic user? \ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/25 "2000-06-14T05:49:17Z")
a 4gasm What do you call sex with a very tender person? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/26 "2000-06-14T05:49:28Z")
Welcome, abnormal! what do you call sex with a number between 3 and 5? **A fourgasm** What do you call sex you’re forced to do around the house? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/27 "2000-06-14T05:50:05Z")
Fourgasm, Floorgasm and Corgasm. Don’t know the magic-user one. What do you call sex with a mercantile establishment? ---
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/28 "2000-06-14T05:50:36Z")
Dont know magic or linoleum but… What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/29 "2000-06-14T05:51:27Z")
What do you call sex you’re forced to do around the house? A choregasm. I’ve still got two live ones so won’t contribute further at this point. ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/30 "2000-06-14T05:51:55Z")
a **choregasm**. what do you call sex with Arnold Schwartenegar when he is a cyborg from the future? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/31 "2000-06-14T05:53:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What do you call sex with a mercantile establishment? > \*\* a storegasm. what do you call sex with an airplane? ---
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/32 "2000-06-14T05:54:29Z")
aviatorgasm? What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/33 "2000-06-14T05:54:45Z")
a very tender person: soregasm. Shaking my head at the Magic user, though I know I should know it. Terminatorgasm. Too tired to think up one right now. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/34 "2000-06-14T05:55:52Z")
Don’t know any of the answers to the unanswered one’s but here goes. What do you call sex on a hang glider? ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/35 "2000-06-14T05:58:05Z")
soargasm. sex on a piece of wood? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/36 "2000-06-14T05:58:24Z")
An AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHgasm? ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/37 "2000-06-14T06:02:04Z")
What do you call sex with a Magic user? a **wizardgasm?** sex on a medieval slashing weapon? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/38 "2000-06-14T06:04:20Z")
A wizardgasm is incorrect Swordgasm? What about sex with a lion? ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/39 "2000-06-14T06:06:30Z")
a roargasm. sex with a henry’s car? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/40 "2000-06-14T06:09:19Z")
A Fordgasm. Sex with a celebrity who has a traffic-cop phobia? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=3)