# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/41 "2000-06-14T06:09:22Z")
sex with a selfish person? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I-Got-Mine-Now-You-Get-Yourgasm ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/42 "2000-06-14T06:10:50Z")
lol@weirddave That’s the 2nd best one yet (just after CHeifscott’s tres clever Nevermorgasm) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/43 "2000-06-14T06:12:45Z")
Enough suspense on the magic user one. It’s a loregasm ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/44 "2000-06-14T06:16:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Enough suspense on the magic user one. > > It’s a loregasm > \*\* \ **D’uh!** I feel dumb now. celebrity: Gaborgasm. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/45 "2000-06-14T08:04:26Z")
Sex on wood? A two-by-fourgasm, of course! Sex with a first lady? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/46 "2000-06-14T08:08:28Z")
What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer? A moderatorgasm! How 'bout… What do you call sex with an illusory mental image? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/47 "2000-06-14T13:47:12Z")
Just for the heck of it, I’d like to point out tha this was a routine that Tim Kazurinski used to do on Weekend pdate on Saturday Night Live when he was a regular back in the mid-80’s. His entries were Hilarious, an I wish I culd remember them. * * * “Tell Zeno I’m willing to meet him halfway.” Cal Meacham ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/48 "2000-06-14T14:38:29Z")
OK - this thread is funny as hell! My attempts: **EASY:** What do you call sex with a golfer? What do you call sex with a short, ugly, hunchbacked lab assistant? **MEDIUM:** What do you call sex in blue and gray? **TOUGHER:** What do you call sex that goes round and round? What do you call sex with just off a Naval aircraft carrier? What do you call sex with a Bronx area Jewish Hospital? That’s enough for now… Anyone? (PS - Good idea, whoever started quoting the riddle with the answer!) ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/49 "2000-06-14T15:01:25Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you call sex with a golfer? A foregasm? > [@](#): > > What do you call sex with a short, ugly, hunchbacked lab assistant? An igorgasm ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/50 "2000-06-14T15:35:38Z")
Good, **pepperlandgirl**! Now what about the Meduim and Hard ones? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/51 "2000-06-14T15:41:43Z")
Sex with a first lady? Eleanorgasm. What do you call sex with an illusory mental image? Phantasm-gasm. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/52 "2000-06-14T15:45:24Z")
Medium: A civilwargasm. What do you call sex with the star of “Live and Let Die” ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/53 "2000-06-14T15:49:06Z")
What do you call sex over a gorge? Chasm-gasm. During a seizure? Smasm-gasm. Tasteless, but amusing! ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/54 "2000-06-14T17:29:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Medium: A civilwargasm. > What do you call sex with the star of “Live and Let Die” > \*\* A Moore-gasm What do you call lots, and lots, and lots of sex? (hint: not moregasm) ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/55 "2000-06-14T17:38:32Z")
What do you call a climax you have to beg for? What do you call a climax prior to sex? What do you call a climax in your underwear? What do you call a climax with a warthog? What do you call a climax on an oil rig? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/56 "2000-06-14T17:39:51Z")
Oh, **brunetter** : **galore** gasm? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/57 "2000-06-14T17:55:33Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you call a climax you have to beg for? Imploregasm > [@](#): > > What do you call a climax prior to sex? Foreplaygasm? ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/58 "2000-06-14T18:02:48Z")
What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper? What do you call sex in a Jeep? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/59 "2000-06-14T18:10:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper? > \*\* a snoregasm? ---
**Author:** ![saeren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@saeren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saeren)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/60 "2000-06-14T18:12:32Z")
Climax with a warthog is a boargasm. Climax with an oil rig is an off-shoregasm? With a noisy sleeper is a snoregasm. I’m still working on the rest, and can’t think of anything good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=4)