# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/61 "2000-06-14T18:13:53Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper? snoregasm What do you call sex with George Patton? ---
**Author:** ![saeren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@saeren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saeren)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/62 "2000-06-14T18:19:28Z")
What do you call sex with George Patton? Wargasm? Still not able to come up with anything good. Bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/63 "2000-06-14T18:20:37Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you call a climax in your underwear? and > What do you call a climax prior to sex? I’d say **drawergasm** and **'foregasm** What do you call sex with a half-human, half machine creature? ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/64 "2000-06-14T18:22:20Z")
I’m proud of these two… I want to share the answers: What do you call sex that goes round and round? **Revolving Doorgasm** What do you call sex with a Bronx area Jewish Hospital? **Montfioregasm** 😃 A “revolving doorgasm” sounds like it should mean something else… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/65 "2000-06-14T18:32:43Z")
A cyborggasm. What do you call sex with Wayne Gretzky? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/66 "2000-06-14T18:37:08Z")
1. What do you call it when a guy orgasms in the mouth of a gal who has a cold sore treatment on her lips? 2. How about when you forget to clean up after your orgasm and in time, mushrooms begin to grow in it? 3. When you orgasm with your lover only to find out he/she has been asleep the whole time? 4. When you orgasm with a vegetarian? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/67 "2000-06-14T18:40:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > A cyborggasm. > What do you call sex with Wayne Gretzky? > \*\* A scoregasm? How about with a superstar ex-Boston Bruins defensemen? and BTW, disregard my quetion #3 from above. I didn’t realize snoregasm was taken. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/68 "2000-06-14T18:53:52Z")
Nope, not a scoregasm. A Bobby Orrgasm. Sex with a monkey with a big tool? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/69 "2000-06-14T18:59:52Z")
What do you call sex with a half-human, half machine creature? A “Borgasm” would work too! Sex in an Iceland inlet? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/70 "2000-06-14T19:02:20Z")
What’s not for profit cyber-sex? . . . . . a **.org-gasm**! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/71 "2000-06-14T19:27:15Z")
Good answers, all! New ones for ya: Climax in Wal-Mart? Climax with a jarhead? Climax with someone you get along with really well? Climax with a Vietnam protester? And a toughie, maybe: Climax? ---
**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/72 "2000-06-14T20:14:17Z")
an "Either-Or"gasm so am I a finalist for “most obscure”? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/73 "2000-06-14T20:20:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > 1. What do you call it when a guy orgasms in the mouth of a gal who has a cold sore treatment on her lips? > > 2. How about when you forget to clean up after your orgasm and in time, mushrooms begin to grow in it? > > 3. When you orgasm with your lover only to find out he/she has been asleep the whole time? > > 4. When you orgasm with a vegetarian? > > \*\* 1. camphorgasm 2. sporegasm 3. disregard 4. herbivoregasm How 'bout an orgasm in an elevator just when you are ready to get off (the elevator that is)? ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/74 "2000-06-14T20:26:44Z")
The elevator one: A "Hold-that-door"gasm How about “sex with Hamlet”? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/75 "2000-06-14T20:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > The elevator one: A "Hold-that-door"gasm > > \*\* Actually, I was thinking: a this-is-my-floorgasm ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/76 "2000-06-14T20:32:02Z")
Sex with Wayne Gretzky was : He shoots, he scorgasms. Ses with a monkey with a big tool was a King Kong Dongasm. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/77 "2000-06-14T20:35:59Z")
in a Jeep - 4x4gasm ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/78 "2000-06-14T20:36:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > Sex in an Iceland inlet? > > \*\* Fjordgasam Sex with a Simpson? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/79 "2000-06-14T21:11:12Z")
What do you call sex with someone who . . . just . . . cannot . . . get . . . enough. I dunno if the answer to that one’s been posted. \ that could be either the aforementioned Orrgasm or Bourquegasm And one more, a bit obscure . . . what do you call sex with a baseball card company? Sex with a simpson . . . an eat-my-shorts-gasm, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/80 "2000-06-14T21:30:46Z")
Climax in Wal-Mart? Storegasm Climax with a jarhead? Corpsgasm Climax with someone you get along with really well? esprit-de-corpsgasm? Climax with a Vietnam protester? We-don’t-want-your-stupid-wargasm? I’m not a huge Trek fan, but I couldn’t resist this one. How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship? Sex with a washed-up, stoner comedian? Sex with a Beatles song? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=5)