# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/81 "2000-06-14T21:35:50Z")
How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship? **Warp Coregasm** Sex with a washed-up, stoner comedian? **Pauly Shoregasm** Sex with Apu from The Simpsons? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/82 "2000-06-14T21:40:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What do you call sex with someone who . . . just . . . cannot . . . get . . . enough. I dunno if the answer to that one’s been posted. > > \ > > that could be either the aforementioned Orrgasm or Bourquegasm > > \*\* - a moregasm? -yes, I was indeed thinking of a Bobby Orrgasm, which as you mentioned before was aforementioned ---
**Author:** ![Imbalance\_d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5fc32e/32.png) [@Imbalance\_d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imbalance_d)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/83 "2000-06-14T21:49:13Z")
Sex in blue and gray? That’s gotta be a civil wargasm ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/84 "2000-06-14T21:50:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Sex with Apu from The Simpsons? > \*\* A thank-you-come-againgasm? **what do you call a cruize ship orgasm?** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/85 "2000-06-14T21:52:59Z")
\<- a moregasm?\> I was thinking of something along the lines of gimme-morgasm or gotta-have-morgasm . . . moregasm is just not enough ☹ How about climax with a conjunction? Or climax with a scientific law? Or climax with a tiny hole in one’s face? ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/86 "2000-06-14T21:59:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Sex with a Beatles song? \*\* When I’m 64-gasm!! \*\* How about sex with a lion? Sex with someone you truly love? ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/87 "2000-06-14T22:01:29Z")
Sex with Apu from the Simpsons? Convenience storegasm? How about with a moronic, newbie, home pc user, who is returning their computer back to Wal-Mart? (I’ll answer this myself) My-cup-holder-is-broken-and-it-won’t-retract-any-moregasm. -or- What’s-the-any-key-forgasm. Sex with someone you don’t want to pay attention to? ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/88 "2000-06-14T22:11:21Z")
How about sex with a lion? Roargasm -or- Ouch Sex with someone you truly love? adoregasm -or- amoregasm On a pile of raw metal? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/89 "2000-06-14T22:12:57Z")
oregasm ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/90 "2000-06-14T22:34:21Z")
How about climax with a conjunction? An either-orgasm. Sex while finishing up the thread? . . . . . Please-post-no-moregasm. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/91 "2000-06-14T22:46:51Z")
…and if you weren’t satisfied with the one you just had, then you’d be in the mood for a . . . . . . . . . . moregasm! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/92 "2000-06-14T22:52:13Z")
To quote myownself: > [@](#): > > Climax in Wal-Mart? Discount Storegasm > [@](#): > > Climax with a jarhead? Marine Corpsgasm > [@](#): > > Climax with someone you get along with really well? Rapportgasm > [@](#): > > Climax with a Vietnam protester? Antiwargasm > [@](#): > > And a toughie, maybe: Climax? Underscoregasm! ---
**Author:** ![papertiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce73a5/32.png) [@papertiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papertiger)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/93 "2000-06-15T00:12:35Z")
Sex with a spider shaped baddie from a popular 3D computer game? Sex with a vicious dinosaur popularised by jurrasic park? Sex with Data’s evil twin? Sex with the bottom of the barrel? (I’m really scraping it now) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/94 "2000-06-15T00:31:52Z")
Raptorgasm What do you call a less-than-satisfactory climax? ---
**Author:** ![olive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@olive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/olive)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/95 "2000-06-15T00:40:04Z")
a sad-o-gasam what do you call a nun having an orgasm? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/96 "2000-06-15T00:40:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Sex with a vicious dinosaur popularised by jurrasic park? Velociraptorgasm > [@](#): > > Sex with Data’s evil twin? Dang you beat me to this one. Loregasm. Another Trek one, then: Sex on the Federation Starship, registry NX-2000. Sex to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan? Sex with a bullfighter? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/97 "2000-06-15T00:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What do you call a less-than-satisfactory climax? > > \*\* Flawgasm Sex with a bullfighter? Toreadorgasm What about sex with a gunslinger? ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/98 "2000-06-15T01:15:40Z")
Did anyone get the sex in the engineering room of a starship yet? I say Warp Corgasim. ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/99 "2000-06-15T01:18:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Sex to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan? One more… HMS Pinaforgasim? ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/100 "2000-06-15T01:28:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Sex to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan? > > One more… HMS Pinaforgasim? > \*\* or Ruddigore-gasm. Sex in a mine? Sex in Middle-earth? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=6)