# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/101 "2000-06-15T03:46:11Z")
Can’t answer any of the others, but have a submission of my own… What do you call sex with ChiefScott? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/102 "2000-06-15T04:14:11Z")
what do you call sex with a fabric similar to velvet? ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/103 "2000-06-15T04:27:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Oh, **brunetter** : > > **galore** gasm? > \*\* You got it!! ---
**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/104 "2000-06-15T04:32:05Z")
sex w/ a mine? oregasm? sex with a breed of dog? sex with a musician? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/105 "2000-06-15T04:43:19Z")
Shitzugasim. Groovin’gasim. Sex with a monkey? Sex with a giraffe? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/106 "2000-06-15T04:52:27Z")
What do you call sex in downtown Toronto? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/107 "2000-06-15T04:57:01Z")
Bloorgasm. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/108 "2000-06-15T04:57:35Z")
Sex in amine… oregasm? ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/109 "2000-06-15T04:58:47Z")
Lots of old unanswered ones! from: B\_Line 12 - sex on a cruise ship? from impuha - sex with a scientific law? from papertiger - sex with a spider shaped baddie from a 3D game? sex with the bottom of a barrel? from dpr - sex that is less than satisfactory? from ssskuggiii - sex with a fabric similar to velvet? from jayron32 - sex with hamlet? from jesuslynch - sex with the Simpsons? from drewbert - sex on Federation Starship Reg. NX-2000? Some old ones I figured out: impuha, sex with a conjunction is an or-gasm and sex with someone who has tiny holes in their face is a poregasm. crown prince, sex with someone you don’t want to pay attention to is an ignoregasm. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/110 "2000-06-15T04:59:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Can’t answer any of the others, but have a submission of my own… > What do you call sex with ChiefScott? > \*\* um… HWOOAR!!gasm??? From YOUR perspective of course Shayna. ---
**Author:** ![argyle87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90ced4/32.png) [@argyle87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/argyle87)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/111 "2000-06-15T05:04:21Z")
What do you call sex in blue and gray? Civil Wargasm What do you call sex that goes round and round? rotatorgasm What do you call sex with just off a Naval aircraft carrier? shoregasm ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/112 "2000-06-15T05:51:54Z")
> [@](#): > > sex that is less than satisfactory? Come again > [@](#): > > sex with hamlet? To orgasm, or not to orgasm (had to do that!). ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/113 "2000-06-15T13:34:20Z")
Homergasm. D’oh ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/114 "2000-06-15T14:14:58Z")
Sex with a tall SDMBer? Mullinatorgasm ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/115 "2000-06-15T15:26:20Z")
Good one on “to orgasm or not to orgasm” on my Sex with Hamlet one, but I was thinking more along the lines of an “Elsinorgasm” ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/116 "2000-06-15T15:34:23Z")
Sex/w a fabric similar to velvet? Velourgasm. Sex with a famous Senagalese singer? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/117 "2000-06-15T15:59:50Z")
> [@](#): > > How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship? It’s a “Cap’n, these engines won’t take any more!”-gasm. And sex with ChiefScott, for now at least, woould be an offshoregasm. Which could also be the answer to sex on a cruise ship. Sex with an outdated hairstyle, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![jaytini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jaytini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaytini)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/118 "2000-06-15T16:20:10Z")
What do you call it if you are lucky enough to have sex with the few, the proud, the strong? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/119 "2000-06-15T16:31:10Z")
sex w/ few chosen etc. : Marine Corpgasm. Wehat do you call sex with designer fashions? ---
**Author:** ![jaytini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jaytini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaytini)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/120 "2000-06-15T16:34:59Z")
designer fashions? cost-ya-a-hell-of-a-lot-more-gasm? how about with someone who needs to use clearacel(sp)? (the anti-zit stuff) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=7)