# Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310 "2000-06-14T04:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/121 "2000-06-15T16:40:01Z")
**"And sex with ChiefScott, for now at least, woould be an offshoregasm."** I was actually thinking more like, **sailorgasm** “Sex with an outdated hairstyle, anyone?” How about **pompadourgasm**? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/122 "2000-06-15T17:09:47Z")
You got it, Shayna! 🙂 Sex with one of the people who cleans your office? (Easy!) Sex with the Census person who knocks on your door? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/123 "2000-06-15T17:30:53Z")
sex with a surrealist? ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/124 "2000-06-15T17:39:40Z")
person who cleans your office - janitorgasm census person - auditorgasm surrealist - Salvadorgasm Sex with someone in your family tree? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/125 "2000-06-15T17:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > sex with a surrealist? > \*\* a potato. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/126 "2000-06-15T18:03:32Z")
I don’t know the family tree one…but how 'bout this? Sex with Peter Finch after his memorable scene in ‘Network’? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/127 "2000-06-15T18:10:48Z")
“Sex with Peter Finch after his memorable scene in ‘Network’?” I’m-mad-as-hell-and-I’m-not-gonna-take-it-anymoregasm! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/128 "2000-06-15T18:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Wehat do you call sex with designer fashions? > \*\* haute couture-gasm ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/129 "2000-06-15T18:23:49Z")
How about sex on Three-Mile Island? ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/130 "2000-06-15T18:24:11Z")
sex with someone in your family tree fore-gasm (as in forefathers?) How about sex with an lion-fighting Roman? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/131 "2000-06-15T18:33:10Z")
the conjunction one can be taken as any of these: (n)either-(n)orgasm (I guess that’s also if you truly don’t care) Climax with a musical? Sorry, but I can’t solve them, I can only propose them. The scientific law one, for those who are interested, was a Bohrgasm. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/132 "2000-06-15T19:04:03Z")
climax in a gorge? climax with an epileptic? climax with someone while fantasizing about someone else? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/133 "2000-06-15T19:09:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Lots of old unanswered ones! > > from: B\_Line 12 - sex on a cruise ship? > \*\* since no one is guessing… **All aboargasm** ---
**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/134 "2000-06-15T19:15:44Z")
[quote] Sex with a famous Senagalese singer? [quote] This must be a Yousou N’Dourgasm (Cheik Logasm and Wasis Diopgasm don’t work) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/135 "2000-06-15T19:17:54Z")
OK my sex/ a famous Senegalese singer was Youssu N’Dourgasm. And haute couture-gasmis orrect ssskuggiii Sex with Andrea True’s greatest hit? Keith ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/136 "2000-06-15T19:27:01Z")
The door-to-door Census workers are enumerators, so it’d be an enumerator-gasm. Now, sex with an IRS agent (yucch!) - _that_ would be an auditor-gasm. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/137 "2000-06-15T19:56:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > climax in a gorge? > > climax with an epileptic? > > climax with someone while fantasizing about someone else? > \*\* - a chasmgasm - a spasmgasm - a phantasmgasm Thank You, thank you everyone, thank y…sorry kid no autographs… thank you ---
**Author:** ![jaytini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jaytini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaytini)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/138 "2000-06-15T20:26:56Z")
ok, no answers to my question about the sex with the clearasel(sp)(zit cream) needer… clogged pore-gasm!!! ba-dum, bum…i’ll be here all week ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/139 "2000-06-15T20:37:49Z")
\< . . . I’ll be here all week.\> Luckily that just means two more days. I think I can stay away that long 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310/140 "2000-06-15T20:48:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > How about sex with an lion-fighting Roman? > \*\* Gladiatorgasm. Sex with a Burt Reynolds Movie Character? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasm-game-very-fun-not-perverted/22310.md?page=8)