# Orgasmic songs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213 "2012-05-07T19:33:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/1 "2012-05-07T19:33:38Z")

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I was surprised to find out that the Grandmother of all orgasmic disco was not Donna Summer’s Love To Love You, Baby but Sylvia’s [Pillow Talk](http://youtu.be/NA2X1040_gY) According to Wiki, Sylvia wrote this song for Al Green but he turned it down because it was to risque for him. I cannot think of a single simulated sex song that features a guy. Guys only grunt anyways.

Wait! I just thought of a guy orgasmic song. Led Zepplin’s Whole Lotta Love. The best one? [Jungle Fever by the Chackachas.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ0CCh2rg5s)  
Any more better ones out there?

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**Author:** ![Ashley\_Pomeroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@Ashley\_Pomeroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashley_Pomeroy)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/2 "2012-05-07T19:38:23Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Any more better ones out there?

Marvin Gaye sounds pretty overcome in “Sexual Healing”, although he hasn’t come _yet_. He can’t hold it much longer, mind. “Relax”, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, which was specifically about ejaculation. You’re supposed to shoot it in the right direction, see. The extended mix has the sound of people dropping things into a bucket, which is presumably supposed to sound like… well, you know.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/3 "2012-05-07T19:45:00Z")

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> [@Ashley\_Pomeroy](#):
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> Marvin Gaye sounds pretty overcome in “Sexual Healing” (he can’t hold it much longer, though). “Relax”, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, which was specifically about ejaculation. You’re supposed to shoot it in the right direction, see. The extended mix has the sound of people dropping things into a bucket, which is presumably supposed to sound like… well, you know.

Those are good songs but I’m looking for people simulating sex in a song. Although it may be hard to distinguish regular song ooohs and aaaahs from the sounds of sexual pleasure-- I think Robert Plants in Whole Lotta Love goes up to the limit and just goes over.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/4 "2012-05-07T19:46:33Z")

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I hope I don’t miss the point, and I hope samples count.

Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin - Je t’aime… moi non plus

DJ Qbert - Aphrodisiscratch

Venetian Snares and Hecate - Nymphomatriarch (album) ETA: This one’s supposedly not simulated.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/5 "2012-05-07T19:49:22Z")

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If you’re just looking for “people” (not exclusively guys), I offer The Divinyls “I Touch Myself” for some ooh’ing and aah’ing

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/6 "2012-05-07T19:53:41Z")

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“Judy In Disguise” by John Fred and the Playboys has the (male) singer making orgasmic-type noises.

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**Author:** ![Chopper9760](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Chopper9760](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chopper9760)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/7 "2012-05-07T19:58:09Z")

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Drive - Melissa Ferrick

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/8 "2012-05-07T20:10:30Z")

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“You and Your Hand” by Pink.

(I refuse to spell the title the way it’s officially written. That’s just dumb. But the song is great.)

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/9 "2012-05-07T20:14:21Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> I hope I don’t miss the point, and I hope samples count.
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> Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin - Je t’aime… moi non plus

The YouTube comments are funny: Get a room!

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> DJ Qbert - Aphrodisiscratch

I love this. I’ll have to buy it, put it on my iPod and get all embarrassed and look around to make sure nobody can hear what I’m listening to when it comes up on random while I’m on the bus.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/10 "2012-05-07T20:16:05Z")

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_I Love the Dead_ by Alice Cooper

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/11 "2012-05-07T20:16:59Z")

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Rocket Queen - G’n’R

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/12 "2012-05-07T20:20:56Z")

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As someone else mentioned, I’m not sure if the OP is asking exclusively about songs with male vocals… if not, then first place should probably go to the song “Infinity” by Aphrodite’s Child from their album _666,_ which is basically Irene Papas having a five-minute orgasm.

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/13 "2012-05-07T20:22:52Z")

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_The Only Time_ by NIN

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/14 "2012-05-07T20:26:10Z")

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Male or female. I’m not picky.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/15 "2012-05-07T20:27:55Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Male or female. I’m not picky.

Ooh baby! 😃

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/16 "2012-05-07T20:30:23Z")

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[Classical music can get it on the act.](http://www.tylatin.org/extras/cb23.html)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/17 "2012-05-07T20:38:06Z")

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Can we count _The Great Gig in the Sky_ by Pink Floyd?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/18 "2012-05-07T20:39:16Z")

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_The Great Gig in the Sky_, Pink Floyd

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/19 "2012-05-07T20:40:59Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> _The Great Gig in the Sky_, Pink Floyd

How come we always meet in threads about orgasms?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/orgasmic-songs/621213/20 "2012-05-07T20:41:32Z")

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How 'bout _Between the Sheets_ by Fourplay. Lots of sighing and moaning and stuff.

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