With all due respect to JM, I believe some intervention is required.
While JM likes to cite to the Nostratic hypotheses, I believe it is necessary to add that these hypotheses do not seem very much favored by modern linguists, that is they are considered highly controversial at best.
However, no one speaks ‘Literary Arabic’, either its modern form or the more highly Quranic and classical form as a native tongue. It’s a pure book langauge.
Living spoken Arabic dialects are grammatically divergent, although to my knowledge not as well studied as one might hope.
As for the last intervention, I would direct the poster to the more learned comments prior.
Hey, Chefguy, did you read that in Tom Burnam’s *“Dictionary of Misinformation”? He mentions that factoid (about being one of the newest) in a section where he, um, “debunks” the “myth” that Chinese is hard. His contention is that “Chinese is one of the world’s oldest languages, and the grammar is fairly simple.” He then goes on and makes the points about Finnish.
They look exactly like they should, actually - in the Welsh alphabet. You just don’t know the sounds the letters in the Welsh alphabet make. It’s a much more “phonetic” language than English is, not that that’s hard.