Origin of language

With all due respect to JM, I believe some intervention is required.

While JM likes to cite to the Nostratic hypotheses, I believe it is necessary to add that these hypotheses do not seem very much favored by modern linguists, that is they are considered highly controversial at best.

However, no one speaks ‘Literary Arabic’, either its modern form or the more highly Quranic and classical form as a native tongue. It’s a pure book langauge.

Living spoken Arabic dialects are grammatically divergent, although to my knowledge not as well studied as one might hope.

As for the last intervention, I would direct the poster to the more learned comments prior.

Hey, Chefguy, did you read that in Tom Burnam’s *“Dictionary of Misinformation”? He mentions that factoid (about being one of the newest) in a section where he, um, “debunks” the “myth” that Chinese is hard. His contention is that “Chinese is one of the world’s oldest languages, and the grammar is fairly simple.” He then goes on and makes the points about Finnish.

I have no idea what his sources were.

Ah, ignorance and blind nostalgia, what a wonderful combination. Shakespeare used contractions:

'tis | it is
'sblud | God’s Blood
Likewise, here are some tidbits from the OED:

ain’t: in use by 1778
can’t: In use by 1741
don’t: in use by 1670
doesn’t: in use by 1818
it’s: in use by 1625

For all of these words, they were in use by the “upper crust” by the 19th century, yes, even the vileness of “ain’t”.

Likewise, “respectable” words are actually GASP CONTRACTIONS!!!

cello: Contracted from “violincello”
piano: Contracted from “pianoforte”
bus: Contracted from “omnibus”

All of these contractions occurred before the beginning of the 20th century.

Having driven through Wales, I would say Welsh was the most complicated language due to the fact that it appears to lack any vowels at all.

Not to mention the fact that words do not look anything like they should sound - a bit like Maori in that respect.

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They look exactly like they should, actually - in the Welsh alphabet. You just don’t know the sounds the letters in the Welsh alphabet make. It’s a much more “phonetic” language than English is, not that that’s hard.