# Original Joke Creation-Man Walks Into Bar Division
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [July 23, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298 "2013-07-23T15:06:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/1 "2013-07-23T15:06:01Z")
Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=697224), the challenge is to come up with an _original_ “A (blank) walks into a bar…” joke. It has to be totally original-I and other posters _will_ be checking the internet. If we happen to get more than one original, there will be a poll to pick the best one.
BTW, personally I don’t think it’s possible. 😃
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/2 "2013-07-23T15:14:17Z")
A Doper walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I guess you want it straight”.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/3 "2013-07-23T15:21:08Z")
A man walks into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll you have?” Man says, “I’ll take a Sharknado.” Bartender says, “A Sharknado? What’s that?” Man says, “Oh, it’s great. It’s got bite. But, it does give you wind.”
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/4 "2013-07-23T15:24:34Z")
The Building Code Inspector in San Francisco walks into a bar and tells the bartender that the front door is in violation as it opens inwards.
The bartender replied, “It’s OK, the door swings both ways”.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/5 "2013-07-23T15:34:58Z")
A man walks into a bar. The bartender says “Cite?”.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/6 "2013-07-23T15:43:44Z")
Cinnamon Imp walked into a bar. Jaymac1 wasn’t there, either.
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/7 "2013-07-23T15:44:29Z")
A man walks into a bar. He says “Give me 1 Rob Roy, 2 Bud Lites, and Hi Opal!”
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/8 "2013-07-23T15:44:53Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> A man walks into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll you have?” Man says, “I’ll take a Sharknado.” Bartender says, “A Sharknado? What’s that?” Man says, “Oh, it’s great. It’s got bite. But, it does give you wind.”
Thank you for prompting me to create a new rule:
_It has to be considered funny by the general public_.
Telling a joke that would only be understood by Dopers, or told in a foreign language, or told in binary would certainly be original, but it’s not what I’m looking for.
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/9 "2013-07-23T16:00:44Z")
Edward Snowden and a referee walk into a sports bar that caters to referees. The bartender says, “Get out of here, we don’t serve whistle blowers.”
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### Author:  [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/10 "2013-07-23T16:07:37Z")
3 men, Bill Petland, Tom Arnold and Ben Thomas walked into a Barr.
Search parties have been sent.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/11 "2013-07-23T16:11:23Z")
A man walks into a bar that has an “American Pioneer” theme-rough hewn handcarved tables and chairs, pewter beer mugs, and pictures of famous mountaineers and adventurers like Mike Fink, Daniel Boone, Jim Bridger and Kit Carson…but the man notices that one picture in particular seemed to be missing. He asks the saloon keep, “Why are there no pictures of Davy Crockett?”, and the keep replies “Ain’t no saloon will have anything to do with Crockett because of what he did.” “What did he do that pissed you guys off?”
“He shot up a b’ar when he was only three!”
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### Author:  [@Levolor\_the\_Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Levolor_the_Blind)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/12 "2013-07-23T16:16:41Z")
A man walks into a bar and says, “Ow!”
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/13 "2013-07-23T16:20:02Z")
> [@Levolor\_the\_Blind](#):
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> A man walks into a bar and says, “Ow!”
_Definitely_ not original.
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### Author:  [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/14 "2013-07-23T16:21:51Z")
LOL, I love yours **Czarcasm**!
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/15 "2013-07-23T16:34:16Z")
From the[Legendary Bar Joke Thread:](https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.usage.english/6UopaJaUXTo/C9aR1FPZYJIJ)
dated 12/2/11:
> [@](#):
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> Davy Crockett walked into a bar and kilt 'im when he was only three.
Not as well told as yours, Czarcasm, but essentially the same joke.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/16 "2013-07-23T16:39:07Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> From the[Legendary Bar Joke Thread:](https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.usage.english/6UopaJaUXTo/C9aR1FPZYJIJ)
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> dated 12/2/11:
>
> Not as well told as yours, Czarcasm, but essentially the same joke.
Not really-different joke using same Crocket line.
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/17 "2013-07-23T16:51:12Z")
A giraffe walks into a bar. He orders a drink and leaves.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/18 "2013-07-23T17:20:47Z")
There are four quarter notes in a bar. A fifth one walks in. The bartender tells them they all have to leave.
“Why?”
“You’re out of time.”
Yeah, I got nothing
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### Author:  [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/19 "2013-07-23T17:23:14Z")
Apologies to all. Warning: limerick
A man walks into a bar
But is banned because of his scar.
The last time was so drunk,
He made out with a skunk,
And his nose fell into the tip jar.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/20 "2013-07-23T17:31:36Z")
> [@Wolverine](#):
>
> Apologies to all. Warning: limerick
>
> A man walks into a bar
> But is banned because of his scar.
> The last time was so drunk,
> He made out with a skunk,
> And his nose fell into the tip jar.
EWWWW! Apology not accepted. You owe me a shot of applejack and a picked egg.
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