# Original Joke Creation-Man Walks Into Bar Division **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 23, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298 "2013-07-23T15:06:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/41 "2013-07-24T12:44:05Z")
Francesco Schettino walks into a bar. “I’ll have a whisky,” he says. “Sure,” says the barman. “Is that straight up, or… uh… never mind” ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/42 "2013-07-24T13:21:15Z")
I posted this twice on the SDMB already. An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be, Mac?” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/43 "2013-07-24T14:09:04Z")
A sheep walks into a bar and the barman says, “Hey you’re barred.” And the sheep tries to bargain with the barman about why he is barred but the baritone barkeeper barrages him with barnyard barracking until other barflies on their barstools barely understand. So the sheep says, "Bah!’ And he just fucks off. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/44 "2013-07-24T14:24:44Z")
A ballerina walks into a barre. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/45 "2013-07-24T14:59:48Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > A guy in a gorilla costume walks into a bar. Nobody notices, because they are watching the basketball. My favorite, so far. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/46 "2013-07-24T16:51:00Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > A music theorist walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a gin and dominant please”. > > The bartender says “What’s a ‘gin and dominant’?” > > “It’s like a gin and tonic but you add a whole fifth.” This one is pretty clever. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/47 "2013-07-24T17:14:24Z")
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the prehensile tongue?” ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/48 "2013-07-24T18:23:39Z")
Original Joke: Creation-Man Walks Into Bar. Division. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/49 "2013-07-24T18:42:43Z")
Aladdin walks into a bar and says, “Get me a djinn.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/50 "2013-07-24T18:49:13Z")
A Cockney walks into a bar. “Oi was 'ired to milk cows. Where are they, then?” The bartender says, “This is a bar, not a barn.” Seeing the Cockney still looks confused, he says, “There’s no n at the end.” “Oi don’t care where the bloomin’ 'en is! Oi was 'ired to milk cows!” ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/51 "2013-07-24T20:26:44Z")
Superman walks into a bar. Repair costs estimated at $15,000. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/52 "2013-07-24T20:28:53Z")
A Doper walks into a bar located in the Mariana Trench, and leaves 15 minutes later, and never returns. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/53 "2013-07-24T20:56:05Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Descartes walks into a bar, bartender says, “Hey aren’t you…” > Descartes interrupts, “I think so”. I am changinng it to… Descartes qui ambulat in thermopolium, minister dicit: “Heus tu es …”, vino minister dicit, “heus tu non es …” Descartes interpellat: “Cogito ergo”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/54 "2013-07-24T22:01:20Z")
Chuck Norris walks into a bar. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/55 "2013-07-24T22:13:25Z")
The letters ‘i’ and ‘u’ and wallk into a bar. “What’ll you have?” ask the bartender “A beer for me,” says the letter U. "And what about you, "asks the bartender of the letter I. “U wants a beer,” says the letter I. "It doesn’t matter what I wants, "says the bartender. “Of course it does,” says the letter U. “I wants a red wine.” “I thought you wanted a beer,” says the bartender. “U DOES want a beer,” says I. “I do not want a beer,” says the bartender. “Correct,” says the letter U. “I wants a red wine.” “And U wants a beer,” say the letter I. “No I do no want a beer! Now get out, before I call the cops!” “But I would never do that!” says U. “Why…” “Yes?,” says the letter Y sitting nearby. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/56 "2013-07-24T22:55:20Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Chuck Norris walks into a bar. No. Chuck Norris walks _towards_ the bar…and it gets the hell out of his way. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/57 "2013-07-24T23:33:10Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > A masochist walks into a bar…deliberately. I love this one. I do think it would have been better without the “deliberately”. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/58 "2013-07-25T02:32:05Z")
A jockstrap walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve your kind here.” The jockstrap says “That’s okay. I’m just here to hang out.” ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/59 "2013-07-25T11:20:56Z")
A bartender walks into Amman. He didn’t find a job. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-joke-creation-man-walks-into-bar-division/664298/60 "2013-07-25T11:38:05Z")
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