# Original pet-names **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 30, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235 "2002-09-30T12:58:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/21 "2002-10-01T13:30:45Z")
I call my wife dietka, which is Russian for baby, she calls me Marcha or Marchello. I also call her bashka sometimes, though I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/22 "2002-10-01T14:23:16Z")
Believe it or not, Butthead is a term of endearment my wife and I both use. I also call her Shithead, Swivelhips, and Legs. My daughter is usually Slowpoke. ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/23 "2002-10-01T17:15:25Z")
My SO, anything nice I can think of at the moment. My friends, anything I can think of at the moment. My siblings, anything silly I can think of at the moment. Examples: SO - “Sunshine Goddess,” “Jolly Dancing Honey Bee” Siblings - "Flying Pig, " “Roundy” Friends - “Brother Crackhead,” “Bruisers” ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/24 "2002-10-01T18:37:04Z")
i couldn’t live without pet names– i call my hubby… booby my best friend…sista friend my son…peanut my oldest daughter.boo bear my baby…emmy lou or lou lou belle my oldest step daughter.widget my youngest step daughter…ashes my mom…pattywacker my dad…chuckels my brother…uncle my sister…dirty sal and when i am really tired everyone is my cuddlebug ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/25 "2002-10-01T21:14:40Z")
Those nicknames that I have not related to my name: Muta, mutita, mutín, brujilla, puercaza, and cocoon are the ones my family use. Caramela was a nickname formed by one classmate back in junior high. My last name sounds similar, and he called me that. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/26 "2002-10-01T22:36:13Z")
My family got a wonderful golden retriever at the pound at a young age. He was already named from his brief previous owner: **Rizzoulli**. He looked like a Rizzoulli, so we kept it. Called him Rizzy for short. Any italian or italian-american dopers out there that can give some insight into what it means? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/27 "2002-10-01T23:30:21Z")
I call **Gunslinger** , who is my fiancé, _sugarbee_. He calls me _duckydoodle_. ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/28 "2002-10-02T03:51:32Z")
Harley - as in Davidson, he purrrrrrsss like a mofo. Ashes - (okey dokie, corny but I was smokin’ and the ashes in the tray reminded me of his color) Hawthorn - named after the street I found him on Shiva - the Goddess of DESTRUCTION - it fits Toolbit - he belonged to my uncle, a machinist for NASCAR. After my uncle passed away my mother inherited the him . Shortly afterward, my mother wanted to call him PussyWillow. “Willow” for short. I went ballistic and eventually adopted him. Blue Balls - a stray - he used to hump my leg (i swear) ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/29 "2002-10-02T04:49:28Z")
I delivered a pizza to this family with a 3 year old girl. Their cocker spaniel was barking and she yells out in a beautiful 3 year old girl voice: “Be quiet Bananas”. My heart melted because I knew for sure that they got the dog and let the little girl name her. I’m a baseball fan and have a Boston Terrier so of course his name is Fenway. ---
**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/30 "2002-10-02T11:14:27Z")
I had a cat once, found wandering for a long time in a friend’s apt complex, already neutered. I called him “Cinco” which was shorthand for “sin cojones.” Is this thread supposed to be about interesting names for pets, or interesting pet names for people? I did call my son “Droolio Iglesias” when he was a baby. ---
**Author:** ![Shah\_Jehan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shah\_Jehan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shah_Jehan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/31 "2002-10-02T13:17:23Z")
Hers- “Pierre” (does anyone remember the book “I don’t care, Pierre”?), “PD” (short for puppy dog), or more often the less creative “Baby Doll” Mine is “Pale Fox”. I had an ex that called me “Boodah Bear”. I still call my sisters “Butt Monkey”, but now it’s no longer an insult. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/32 "2002-10-02T13:55:10Z")
I named my last cat Dammit. Useful, versatile, and he always listened to me when I said his name. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/33 "2002-10-02T17:42:51Z")
**Trumpet Butt** for Mrs. Gaffer The little Gaffers are the dynamic duo of **Fart Boy** and his faithful sidekick **Skuzzbucket** ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/34 "2002-10-03T00:21:52Z")
My g/f and I call each other “arsehole”. ---
**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/35 "2002-10-03T01:59:34Z")
I’ve decided my next three pets will be Carrie, Meg, and Fawn, for “Charismatic Mega-Fauna.” My ex called me “the brainless little onion ring.” I really wish I could remember the story behind that one. I don’t think it was as strange or kinky as it might sound. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/36 "2002-10-03T02:03:08Z")
Payton, named after the greatest running back in NFL history, Walter “Sweetness” Payton. AKA: Payton el Bun, The Prince of Bunnies, The Duke of Adoreableness, The Czar of Cuteness, Fur-Face, The Trisket Monster ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/37 "2002-10-03T02:20:59Z")
Fairly unoriginal and not having anything to do with her name, my girlfriend’s pet name is bunny. As it turns out, she does look a little like a bunnyface, and her nose scrunches up like one:) When I first started calling her this, it was a bit more complicated, as her MSN name reveals: “cute little bunny rabbit girlface”. After a day or two that became bunny (occasionally bunnyface). Interestingly enough, my mom occasionally signs things to my dad “yr bunnit”. No, I was _not_ thinking of that when “cute little bunny rabbit girlface” came to mind. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/38 "2002-10-03T02:50:25Z")
I too, am fairly unoriginal when it comes to pet names. I just call my boy Paddy. Or if I’m feeling particularly cutsie or bunnyish, I’ll call him Paddycake. When I miss him he’s my cupcake. You know…now that I think about it…my dad’s nickname for my step mom is ‘honey bunny’. I can’t believe it took me this long to remember it. Eep! _scrunches up her nose_ ---
**Author:** ![Jaystercom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Jaystercom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaystercom)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/39 "2002-10-04T00:26:49Z")
Have a cat named Buckethead. Had a dog named Radical. Another cat named Can’t Find Her. Husband is Porkchop. ---
**Author:** ![SparrowHawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SparrowHawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SparrowHawk)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235/40 "2002-10-04T00:54:32Z")
The Offspring is called “Bunting” or sometimes “The Bunting” from the nursery rhyme “Bye Baby Bunting.” This evolved into Bundt Cake which sometimes turns into Cake of my Heart. Sometimes she is called Oigle or Oigle Face, which is what my mother-in-law called cute little kids. Some of my friends call me Mistress Ballista. Don’t ask. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/original-pet-names/130235.md?page=3)