# Ornery Medication

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 25, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ornery-medication/99951 "2002-03-25T03:54:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ornery-medication/99951/1 "2002-03-25T03:54:03Z")

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Have any of you ever taken a pill that seemed to get “stuck” halfway down and subsequently caused you much pain?

I have a pill that I have to take two of every night, and occasionally (tonight being an example), the pills seem to get stuck right in the middle of my chest. It hurts like HELL. I almost never have heartburn, but this is worse than the worst heartburn I’ve ever felt.

I try eating a little piece of bread and drinking water, but it doesn’t always help. I wind up just lying in bed, moaning and writhing (and not in a good way), until it subsides.

I’m going to call my doctor tomorrow, but I’m curious: does this ever happen to anyone else out there?

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ornery-medication/99951/2 "2002-03-25T04:04:43Z")

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Quite often. I think the reason why you can’t “wash it down” is because the pill has already gone down, but it’s bruised the throat.

What really hurts is when you have a pill that gets in sideways and goes _all_ the way down like that.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ornery-medication/99951/3 "2002-03-25T04:10:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by shrew \*  
> \*\*Have any of you ever taken a pill that seemed to get “stuck” halfway down and subsequently caused you much pain?
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> I have a pill that I have to take two of every night, and occasionally (tonight being an example), the pills seem to get stuck right in the middle of my chest. It hurts like HELL. I almost never have heartburn, but this is worse than the worst heartburn I’ve ever felt.

Oh God yes. It happened once to me, and it was so bad I could barely walk. I got to drive to the supermarket to get antacid or something (Pepcid, I think). Gah, that was awful. Worse than any heartburn I’ve ever felt.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ornery-medication/99951/4 "2002-03-25T05:04:59Z")

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I’ve had that happen a few times, and every time was awful. The worst was an aspirin that got stuck and started to dissolve in my esophagus - I’m sure I have an overactive imagination, but I could feel that sucker burning a hole in the tissue. I finally got it to quit by eating bread and drinking milk, but that feeling stayed with me for days.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ornery-medication/99951/5 "2002-03-25T15:00:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by shrew \*  
> \*\*Have any of you ever taken a pill that seemed to get “stuck” halfway down and subsequently caused you much pain?
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You have described my greatest fear, and the reason for which I go through an elaborate ritual in regards to swallowing pills. I ritual that earned me the nickname ‘Iguana Boy’ from my roommate.
