Cor Blimey! Or is that one not allowed as I have always heard it’s a corruption of God Blind Me…
Jeesum Frikkin’ Crow, the only problem with that Gosh Darn Octopus is he’s as boring as a motherfather.
I think I read somewhere that actually “Goddamn” isn’t even a blasphemy-but it’s asking God to damn someone to Hell.