# Other "ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ guy" threads could we use... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071 "2001-10-02T23:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![saudade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@saudade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saudade)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/1 "2001-10-02T23:41:09Z")
Ask the unemployed pizza delivery guy… Ask the naked bacon frying guy… Ask the Lutheran (Missouri Synod) guy… Ask the redheaded Bolivian guy… Ask the black socks and sandals wearing guy… Ask the Singing Bass (as seen on TV) purchasing guy… any others that have yet to be done? ---
**Author:** ![1kBR\_Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/dc4da7/32.png) [@1kBR\_Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1kBR_Kid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/2 "2001-10-02T23:55:52Z")
I’ve considered a “gun owning guy” thread, but I don’t get to spend much time online. Kind of a lame way to run a Q&A session. I wanna fire a 10-shot, sub-moa group at a MILE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/3 "2001-10-03T00:32:56Z")
Ask the guy who is boinking your wife Ask the guy who is boinking your sister Ask the guy who is boinking your dog ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/4 "2001-10-03T00:34:03Z")
Don’t ask me! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/5 "2001-10-03T00:34:27Z")
I’ve always wanted to do an “Ask the masturbating guy!” thread. Since this past weekend, I’ve considered doing an “Ask the guy who just lost his virginity!”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/6 "2001-10-03T00:47:19Z")
Ask the Dead Guy. Afterlife, anyone? Ask the Un-Dead Guy. Which is better, the Afterlife or Here, and if it’s the Afterlife, why are you dripping graveyard mould on my carpet? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/7 "2001-10-03T00:53:03Z")
Ask the Redneck 😉 ---
**Author:** ![russ\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@russ\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russ_man)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/8 "2001-10-03T01:08:28Z")
Ask the Police man Guy. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/9 "2001-10-03T01:34:15Z")
Ask the Ray Guy? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/10 "2001-10-03T01:42:27Z")
Ask the guy who’s boinking your wife’s sister’s dog. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/11 "2001-10-03T01:53:28Z")
ask the ex con guy. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/12 "2001-10-03T02:12:48Z")
Although I think this one would cause some of you computer support people to have seizures: Ask the Computer Support Guy! ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/13 "2001-10-03T02:15:49Z")
Ask that Jeeves guy Ask the Amish guy Ask the wrong guy Ask the guy that’s on acid Ask the guy that’s trying to boost his post count ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/14 "2001-10-03T02:37:10Z")
Asked the BANNED guy! ---
**Author:** ![eyewearlime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c6cbf5/32.png) [@eyewearlime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyewearlime)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/15 "2001-10-03T02:54:35Z")
Ask the four year old. ---
**Author:** ![eyewearlime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c6cbf5/32.png) [@eyewearlime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyewearlime)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/16 "2001-10-03T03:12:36Z")
. . . CNN/MSNBC/FOXNews editor. . . . Dan Rather. . . . undocumented alien. . . . Cecil Adams subordinate. . . . Canadian. . . . guy/gal who doesn’t have cable or satellite. . . . dove. . . . hawk. . . . spin doctor. . . . Walter Cronkite. . . . guy who thought that “Tribute to Heroes” concert was really a good idea. . . . Blood/Crip, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/17 "2001-10-03T03:18:05Z")
Ask a frat brother who just accidentally drowned a pledge in a hazing gone horribly awry? ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/18 "2001-10-03T04:32:34Z")
amish guy! Somebody’d have to type for him. ---
**Author:** ![eyewearlime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c6cbf5/32.png) [@eyewearlime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyewearlime)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/19 "2001-10-03T04:55:34Z")
has been rock god (dead ones don’t count). ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/20 "2001-10-03T05:08:19Z")
Ask the EMT guy. Sample question: “Should I unplug the toaster before jamming the fork in to get that muffin?” Answer: “Yes…or at least get out of that puddle of water”. Buck The Diver \<—been there, seen that [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071.md?page=2)