# Other "ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ guy" threads could we use... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071 "2001-10-02T23:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/21 "2001-10-03T07:00:46Z")
Ask the Ejaculating Guy. “How do you feel?” “Sleepy…” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/22 "2001-10-03T07:06:05Z")
Ask the gentile goy. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/23 "2001-10-03T09:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*Ask the Un-Dead Guy. > \*\* Hey, I was gonna start that on December 3rd, the tenth anniversary of my living on borrowed time! ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/24 "2001-10-03T09:32:46Z")
Ask the Taliban guy ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/25 "2001-10-03T10:20:51Z")
Ask the clueless guy ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/26 "2001-10-03T10:22:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > Ask the Un-Dead Guy. Maybe OpalCat could get Undead Dude (her husband) to start such a thread. 😉 To know which “Ask the…” threads we still _need_, we really need an inventory of which ones we’ve _had_. ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/27 "2001-10-03T12:11:06Z")
Ask the Normal Guy (if such a thing exists…) ---
**Author:** ![greenlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@greenlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greenlady)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/28 "2001-10-03T13:27:34Z")
Ask the **Gay Guy**. Ask the **Hooker**. I have a few questions for both of them… ---
**Author:** ![Beltane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@Beltane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beltane)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/29 "2001-10-03T15:40:15Z")
[quote] Ask the Gay Guy. Ask the Hooker. I have a few questions for both of them… [quote] Esprix started the whold ask the \_\_\_\_ gay thing with his ask the gay guy threads… the latest one is at [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68530](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68530) ---
**Author:** ![Zazie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Zazie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zazie)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/30 "2001-10-03T16:37:30Z")
Ask the French girl… Let’s cut to the chase , yes, I shave my armpitts AND use deodorant! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![greenlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@greenlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greenlady)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/31 "2001-10-03T17:16:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Esprix started the whold ask the \_\_\_\_ gay thing with his ask the gay guy threads… > > the latest one is at [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68530](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68530) \*\* Wow, thanks, Beltrane. I keep forgetting to do a search before replying. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/32 "2001-10-03T17:34:10Z")
Ask the hermaphroditic bisexual wookiee molester ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/33 "2001-10-03T17:34:46Z")
Ask the goat felcher ---
**Author:** ![epeepunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f19dbf/32.png) [@epeepunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epeepunk)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/34 "2001-10-03T17:35:04Z")
**Ask the Quaker guy** “Are you the oatmeal people?” “No.” **Ask the architect guy** “What kind of house is this?” “Yellow” **Ask the drives 20 MPH slower than you guy** “Why do you do that when I’m late for work?” “What?” **Ask the shirtless football fan** “Who do you like in the Superbowl?” “CLEVELAND!!! YEAH!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/35 "2001-10-03T17:36:54Z")
Ask the ass-lizard trafficker ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/36 "2001-10-03T17:40:38Z")
I like the **Ask the four-year-old** idea: “Why are you wearing your shoes to bed?” “Because you’re a doo-doo head!” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/37 "2001-10-03T17:41:14Z")
Ask the guy who lives in Assboink, Idaho ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/38 "2001-10-03T17:47:05Z")
I like the **Ask the four-year-old** idea: “Why are you wearing your shoes to bed?” “Because you’re a doo-doo head!” ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/39 "2001-10-03T18:38:53Z")
Maybe we should add subtext to the sign up on top **Ask the Cecil Adams guy** **Ask the porn guy** or better yet **Ask the porn gal** **Ask the bat man** **Ask the super man** **Ask the spider man** yadda yadda yadda **Ask the hang man** Is there an E? yes, --E -------- —E Is there an O? yes, --E -------- -O-E Is there an A? yes, --E —A---- -O-E Is there an I? yes, --E —AI— -O-E Is there a U? no, my head! Is there a T? yes, T-E -T-AI–T -O-E Is there an S? yes, T-E ST-AI–T -O-E Is there an H? yes, THE ST-AI-HT -O-E Is there an R? yes, THE STRAI-HT -O-E I think I got it, ts there a G? yes, THE STRAIGHT -O-E Is there a D? yes, THE STRAIGHT DO-E Is there a P? Yes, THE STRAIGHT DOPE, you saved me! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/40 "2001-10-03T23:46:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **greenlady** _ > > Ask the **Gay Guy**. Goodness - seems I’m not as legendary around here as I thought I was. Dear **greenlady** , feel free to click on any one of the links in my signature line. The **Gay Guy** , granddaddy of all “Ask the…” threads, awaits upon your every whim. 🙂 Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071.md?page=3)