# Other "ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ guy" threads could we use... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 2, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071 "2001-10-02T23:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/41 "2001-10-04T01:16:06Z")
_Ask The Other Guy_ _Ask Guy Fawkes_ _Ask The Iliterit Gie_ _Ask The Guy With The Short Attentio_ _Ask the Indecisive Guy. Or Don’t. Whatever._ ---
**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/42 "2001-10-04T01:44:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Carine \* > \*\*Ask the French girl… > Let’s cut to the chase , yes, I shave my armpitts AND use deodorant! 😉 \*\* ☹ Ask the armpit fetish guy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/43 "2001-10-04T02:52:01Z")
Ask the Used-To-Be-a guy ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/44 "2001-10-04T05:20:00Z")
Ask the Pathological Liar guy! [sub]and no wisecracks from the ladies about how pretty much any guy qualifies[/sub] 😛 Steven ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/45 "2001-10-04T05:33:12Z")
Ask the guy who has never even heard of the Internet, and is thus unable to actually read the questions or post answers to same. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/46 "2001-10-04T09:46:43Z")
Ask the Cream of Sum Yung… nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/47 "2001-10-04T10:12:31Z")
Ask the chick doper who works at a nursing home! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/48 "2001-10-04T14:50:06Z")
ask the antichrist guy: “sooo… uhmmm… well?” \ “_ **BWA HA HA HA HA…** _” what? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/49 "2001-10-04T15:24:34Z")
Ask the Fry Guy. Ask the Guy who drives 53 MPH in left hand lane. Ask the Guy who wears the same shirt three times in the same work week. Ask the Guy who has yellow stains in his arm pits. ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/50 "2001-10-04T22:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bluethree \* > \*\*amish guy! Somebody’d have to type for him. \*\* Okay, **bluethree** … Ask the _ **gay** _ Amish guy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/51 "2001-10-04T22:47:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 1kBR Kid \* > \*\*I’ve considered a “gun owning guy” thread, but I don’t get to spend much time online. Kind of a lame way to run a Q&A session. > \*\* I’ve been really, really wanting to do this, and I don’t mind spending time on it. The problem is, there’s no way it would stay on topic. There’s so much more to guns than gun control arguments, and I’ve seen evidence that non-gunownwers are curious about such things. If I were a moderator, or had the cooperation of one, so I could MAKE it stay mostly on topic, I would. ---
**Author:** ![pakrat22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@pakrat22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pakrat22)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/52 "2001-10-04T22:53:08Z")
Ask the Cable guy. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/53 "2001-10-11T02:42:45Z")
Ask the pathetic attention-seeking loser of a particular sex/race/orientation, who vehemently argues that sex/race/orientation makes no difference, yet contradictorily feels it makes him/her different enough that he/she needs to answer questions about said sex/race/orientation on an internet message board. ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/54 "2001-10-11T04:06:50Z")
Ask the “I’ll be whatever you want me to be” Guy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PigBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@PigBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/55 "2001-10-11T04:48:40Z")
Ask the guy who won’t answer ---
**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/56 "2001-10-11T09:35:10Z")
Ask the **Handy** guy. ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071/57 "2001-10-11T15:18:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*Ask the pathetic attention-seeking loser of a particular sex/race/orientation, who vehemently argues that sex/race/orientation makes no difference, yet contradictorily feels it makes him/her different enough that he/she needs to answer questions about said sex/race/orientation on an internet message board. \*\* Ouch… 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-ask-the-_______-guy-threads-could-we-use/85071.md?page=2)