# Other Fucking Message Boards that Suck Major Ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 13, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247 "2013-05-13T18:08:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/41 "2013-05-15T03:06:26Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > … performing analingus on commissioned military officers… Copy, paste, Google search, 5,400 results. No results when using quotation marks to search for the entire phrase. I am oddly disappointed in the internet today. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/42 "2013-05-15T03:15:11Z")
I think ‘oddly’ is the operant word in this last sentence. ---
**Author:** ![A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/76d3ee/32.png) [@A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_nice_guy_with_an_opinion)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/43 "2013-05-15T05:27:42Z")
Try [Flamewarriors.net](http://Flamewarriors.net) You won’t get booted for posting your thoughts. There are no mods that will kick you off unless you think posting your genitals over and over is fun. If you want to post your genitals, there is a crucible section. C’mon over. We need libs. They don’t seem to last very long in our environment where mods cannot protect them. ---
**Author:** ![Phatzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/da6949/32.png) [@Phatzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phatzo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/44 "2013-05-15T05:57:59Z")
I have to agree with Nice Guy, flamewarriors is the place to say whatever you want or even post your doodle in the crucible. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/45 "2013-05-15T06:41:51Z")
> [@Phatzo](#): > > I have to agree with Nice Guy, flamewarriors is the place to say whatever you want or even post your doodle in the crucible. No thanks. I’m guessing too many cat photos for me. Among other things… Now, “Backyard Chicken” has more cock than “Chat Roulette”. 😃 Or so I hear. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/46 "2013-05-15T06:46:45Z")
> [@A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](#): > > Try [Flamewarriors.net](http://Flamewarriors.net) > > You won’t get booted for posting your thoughts. There are no mods that will kick you off unless you think posting your genitals over and over is fun. If you want to post your genitals, there is a crucible section. > > C’mon over. We need libs. They don’t seem to last very long in our environment where mods cannot protect them. I checked it out and first thread listed was “Fuck you, John Boehner”. I found it too erudite for my taste. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/47 "2013-05-15T08:13:51Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > I can’t even deal with single-topic forums any more. At some point, you’ve said everything you want to say, and you’ve gotten every question on the topic answered that you wanted answered. Yeah! This is what I’m on about! The couple of sites that inspired this tirade are pretty damn narrow focus, if not single-topic. And there are people there with _tens of thousands_ of posts in less than 10 years! What the fuck are they talking about? Then you start to notice the same names in threads posting shit that contributes _ **nothing!** _ You would really expect to find some meaningful information. But NO! Its rubbish for the most part. Like a big pile of steaming shit, if you dig long enough, you can find a peanut or a kernel of corn, but its seldom worth it. Ask a specific question, and, well, Aw Fuck It! Sweet Harelipped Mercury! Go outside once in a while! Get fucking cable! I’d suggest getting a goddamn pet, but you all have _fucking cats!_ Hey, I got an idea! Find a fucking “Cat Fancier” forum for all those unrelated-to-the-board-your-stinkin’-up pictures of Mr. Doodles in fancy dress attire. Only fucking post if you actually can illuminate someone to the proper cylinder head bolt tightening sequence for a '49-57 Plymouth six-cylinder. Its 17 11 5 2 8 14 20 … 16 10 4 1 7 13 19 … 18 12 6 3 9 15 21 if you were curious. That _other_ board is just full of assholes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/48 "2013-05-15T13:47:00Z")
Slightly off topic, but I’m intrigued. Why does it matter what order you tighten these bolts in? And why do you have to go through the sequence three times? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/49 "2013-05-15T14:23:42Z")
Lots of pressure between the bottom of the head and the top of the block. In fact, that seam is under THE highest pressure of all parts of the engine ever and it’s potentially the weakest link in the combustion chamber. It has to contain the fuel-air mix when it is compressed at the maximum point, and it has to contain the initial explosion that eventually pushes the piston back down. With that in mind: When you get all the head bolts “started” there is still a good bit of room to wiggle the head around on top of gasket between it and the block. If you were to tighten the bolts down on one end and then the other, and then go after the ones in the middle, you can end up with uneven pressure at some parts of the gasket surface between the head and block. As a result you have introduced a weaker point in that seam. With the pressures we’re talking about such weak areas will fail far sooner than they would otherwise. By tightening from the center and working your way toward the outermost bolts, you’ve got a better shot of avoiding that problem. Think of it like smoothing a blanket on a bed, aiming to get rid of any wrinkles while making sure the blanket stays centered on the bed (because you’re just OCD that way). It’s sort of instinctive to put your hands on the middle of the blanket and move them toward opposite ends. Doing it multiple times, heading for higher torque each time, further ensures even pressure at all points of the mating surface. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/50 "2013-05-15T14:26:02Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > Slightly off topic, but I’m intrigued. Why does it matter what order you tighten these bolts in? And why do you have to go through the sequence three times? Most mechanical assemblies have to be tightened together carefully to keep from misaligning or distorting components. Heads are the classic example - if you tighten the bolts in the wrong order, or tighten any one too much at one time, you will get warpage between the head and deck of of the block, and various kinds of leakage and premature failure. It is one of the most critical steps in engine repair, especially with aluminum heads, to tighten the head bolts in exactly the right order, in two to four carefully calibrated stages, in order to get a precise, flat, warp- and leak-free seal that will last 100K miles or more. (It’s also important to have the bolt holes or stud threads clean and lightly lubricated, so that the torque readings in each stage are consistent and accurate.) You can get away with a little slop if you’re throwing together an iron Chevy motor for a driver; when it comes to higher and higher performance engines, the care you can use knows no bounds. When you get to 4,000HP drag engines, you’re exceeding the care used to assemble ICBM systems. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/51 "2013-05-15T14:42:28Z")
Why hasn’t anyone told me there are other message boards?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/52 "2013-05-15T16:22:03Z")
> [@XT](#): > > Wait…there are message boards about fucking, sucking and ass?? Why have I been wasting my time here?? Sign me up! > > 😛 It’s all fun and games…until it’s your turn in the barrel. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/53 "2013-05-15T16:42:14Z")
Then it’s only fun. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/54 "2013-05-15T18:03:52Z")
> [@The Great Sun Jester](#): > > Lots of pressure between the bottom of the head and the top of the block. In fact, that seam is under THE highest pressure of all parts of the engine ever and it’s potentially the weakest link in the combustion chamber. It has to contain the fuel-air mix when it is compressed at the maximum point, and it has to contain the initial explosion that eventually pushes the piston back down. With that in mind: > > When you get all the head bolts “started” there is still a good bit of room to wiggle the head around on top of gasket between it and the block. If you were to tighten the bolts down on one end and then the other, and then go after the ones in the middle, you can end up with uneven pressure at some parts of the gasket surface between the head and block. As a result you have introduced a weaker point in that seam. With the pressures we’re talking about such weak areas will fail far sooner than they would otherwise. By tightening from the center and working your way toward the outermost bolts, you’ve got a better shot of avoiding that problem. Think of it like smoothing a blanket on a bed, aiming to get rid of any wrinkles while making sure the blanket stays centered on the bed (because you’re just OCD that way). It’s sort of instinctive to put your hands on the middle of the blanket and move them toward opposite ends. Doing it multiple times, heading for higher torque each time, further ensures even pressure at all points of the mating surface. > [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Most mechanical assemblies have to be tightened together carefully to keep from misaligning or distorting components. Heads are the classic example - if you tighten the bolts in the wrong order, or tighten any one too much at one time, you will get warpage between the head and deck of of the block, and various kinds of leakage and premature failure. > > It is one of the most critical steps in engine repair, especially with aluminum heads, to tighten the head bolts in exactly the right order, in two to four carefully calibrated stages, in order to get a precise, flat, warp- and leak-free seal that will last 100K miles or more. (It’s also important to have the bolt holes or stud threads clean and lightly lubricated, so that the torque readings in each stage are consistent and accurate.) You can get away with a little slop if you’re throwing together an iron Chevy motor for a driver; when it comes to higher and higher performance engines, the care you can use knows no bounds. When you get to 4,000HP drag engines, you’re exceeding the care used to assemble ICBM systems. This is so typical of the Dope - start a flaming Pit thread, and next thing you know, actual information starts getting flung about. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/55 "2013-05-15T19:33:23Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > This is so typical of the Dope - start a flaming Pit thread, and next thing you know, actual information starts getting flung about. Oh, wait, this was in the Pit? Manuals say to tighten the bolts on cylinder heads in order because most mechanics are too stupid to count that high without help. There. Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/56 "2013-05-15T20:34:24Z")
I used to try to spread out to other boards. I always found the worst ones were those devoted to specific beliefs. I think Christian boards were the worst. They would censor your posts if you didnt agree with them 100%, or just ban you outright. After a few times I just stopped. I also saw this behavior in far right wing boards. I only actually tried one of them, but that was enough. I don’t think I ever found a devote left wing board that interested me. Well, some atheist boards, but from what I saw they were ok with differing opinions as long they werent abusive. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/57 "2013-05-15T20:40:45Z")
> [@](#): > > …They would censor your posts if you didnt agree with them 100%, or just ban you outright… There is so much disagreement _within_ Christianity, how in the world would they manage that? Do they reject predestinarianism, the notion that God already knows who’s going to Hell, but did it anyway? How about infant damnation? Coptic Christians welcomed? Greek Othodox? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/58 "2013-05-15T23:09:16Z")
If you want to find some intolerant leftist boards, there are some feminist, environmentalist, alternative “medicine” and spiritual woo sites that will ban you as quickly for divergent opinions as any right-wing board. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/59 "2013-05-16T02:04:41Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Many are run by egotistical assholes besides; there is one major hobbyist one, with no good second player, that is moderated by a fool who prides himself on being a stomping, roaring asshole. You really shouldn’t talk about Little Ed like that. If Cecil found out he might cut off Ed’s allowance. > [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > You can get away with a little slop if you’re throwing together an iron Chevy motor for a driver; when it comes to higher and higher performance engines, the care you can use knows no bounds. When you get to 4,000HP drag engines, you’re exceeding the care used to assemble ICBM systems. And with **Gatopescado** ’s Plymouth flathead’s power output none of that really matters because the difference between it running beautifully and not running at all is the amount of noise it makes. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247/60 "2013-05-16T04:15:23Z")
I don’t really have a Plymouth Flat-head. I just used that as an example of a place where dancing pig avatars and _fucking cat pictures_ **do not belong.** By the way, have I \*ever \*mentioned, I hate cats? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-fucking-message-boards-that-suck-major-ass/658247.md?page=4)