# Other kinds of street name. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563 "2000-08-08T14:24:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/1 "2000-08-08T14:24:35Z")
Have you ever wondered what your street name would be if you were in the Wu Tang Clan? I \* know \* I have and I was \*\*\* thrilled \*\*\* when I found this: [http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl](http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl) Enter your first name and surname to find out what your Wu Tang Name could be. To start the ball rolling, I be the \*\*\* JIVE TALKING CHOIRBOY!!!\*\*\* What are your Wu names??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/2 "2000-08-08T16:37:22Z")
Flailing Fanatical Killer. Maybe there’s something to this, neh? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/3 "2000-08-08T16:48:46Z")
Big Wicker Ventriloquist …The mind boggles… ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/4 "2000-08-08T17:12:01Z")
Curly-haired Slacker… which is pretty accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/5 "2000-08-08T18:38:32Z")
Spunky Misunderstood Genius Alrighty then! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/6 "2000-08-08T18:47:31Z")
given name:Homicidal Terrahawk nickname:Ol` Mucky Terrahawk I like the first one better. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/7 "2000-08-08T18:48:54Z")
I don’t think I’m cut out for the street. Case 1: Using my screen name I am: **Cheeky Delinquent** Case 2: If I use the full spelling of my first name (Michael - which no one calls me) I am: **Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin** - Which is ok, if not downright confusing. Case 3: If I use my first name as everyone else does (Mike) I am: **Inscrutable Drama Queen** Now how am I going to strike fear in my homies with names like that? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/8 "2000-08-08T18:51:19Z")
say hello to Undiscovered Bum. Does that mean I’m going to be discovered at some point? ---
**Author:** ![johnboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e47c2d/32.png) [@johnboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnboy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/9 "2000-08-08T18:59:49Z")
Vangelic Surgeon. What does Vangelic mean? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/10 "2000-08-08T19:05:27Z")
Tha[sic] Lonely Donkey Kong. Fuck that shit. MR ---
**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/11 "2000-08-08T20:09:38Z")
I’m the EXCITABLE MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS! Got that, “GENIUS”? And EXCITABLE too, so don’t fuck with me. Hey, Miss2U, sounds like we were meant for each other. ---
**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/12 "2000-08-08T20:11:53Z")
Oops. I meant Missy2U. Want to make something of it? Remember, don’t fuck with me, I’m excitable. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/13 "2000-08-08T20:46:07Z")
Prickly Comedian ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/14 "2000-08-08T20:57:16Z")
My screen name: Detective Ventriloquist (sneaky, sneaky) My real name: Chocolatey Shatner (cocoa beam me up, Scotty) ---
**Author:** ![PaulGGa2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PaulGGa2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulGGa2)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/15 "2000-08-08T21:02:08Z")
Does not know what some of the words are. In any case I am (first and middle name) Lesbian Pimp (first and last name) Tha ever so weary assistant (SN on AOL and Username on SDMB) Tha 23rd Buchan ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/16 "2000-08-08T21:06:35Z")
Using my real name, I’m **Lazy-assed Destroyer.** Using my screen name, I’m **Sweaty Butcher.** I think I prefer the first, though the second does have a certain charm. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/17 "2000-08-08T21:26:05Z")
Using my actual first and last name: Fiendish Observational Comedian Using my SN here as my first name and my AIM SN as my last name: Tha 23rd Buchanan ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/18 "2000-08-09T00:00:58Z")
OK, using my various names, I get: Dizzy Cow (WTF?? Damn!) Sullen Choirboy I’m not liking either of them. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/19 "2000-08-09T00:13:48Z")
Ultra-Chronic Monstah!!! How long until my 9 month old can pronounce that? ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563/20 "2000-08-09T00:37:46Z")
How much street cred does \*\* International Cow\*\* have? That’s what I get from my real name. My screen name gives me **Sweaty Butcher**. Hmmm, it looks like I should avoid myself. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/other-kinds-of-street-name/28563.md?page=2)