# Ouch - it brings tears to the eyes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 17, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794 "2004-09-17T04:01:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794/1 "2004-09-17T04:01:32Z")

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[This](http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/09/17/1095320950198.html) would have hurt.

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**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794/2 "2004-09-17T04:09:08Z")

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Eek!

(note that this is a text-only work-safe link…but male Dopers who are…uhh…attached to their scrotums might wanna pass)

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794/3 "2004-09-17T04:54:11Z")

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Eeesh!  
Speaking of tears in the eyes…Be careful with your toothpaste. A teeny bit of it somehow flew up into my eye this morning and it hurt like a sumbitch.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794/4 "2004-09-18T23:13:28Z")

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Holy shit! I read somewhere she did it with her teeth.

> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Eeesh!  
> Speaking of tears in the eyes…Be careful with your toothpaste. A teeny bit of it somehow flew up into my eye this morning and it hurt like a sumbitch.

Not nearly as bad as soap up one’s nasal cavity. A week ago, I was washing my face in the shower when I started coughing and accidentally inhaled the soap up my nose. The pain was incredible and my nose ran like a fountain for two days.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouch-it-brings-tears-to-the-eyes/264794/5 "2004-09-19T01:10:58Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Holy shit! I read somewhere she did it with her teeth.

See the pit thread that I started the other day. 😉