# OUCHIE! Newslink

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouchie-newslink/602685 "2011-11-12T14:07:30Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouchie-newslink/602685/1 "2011-11-12T14:07:30Z")

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Bowling balls are for _rolling!_

[http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/11/09/20111109new-york-bowling-ball-hits-face.html](http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/11/09/20111109new-york-bowling-ball-hits-face.html)

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> The man said one of them threw a bowling ball at the other. But the ball missed the intended target, bounced off a table and hit the victim in the eye.

Alcohol was _allegedly_ involved in the incident. \<SNERK\>

Fred Flintstone is alive & well, & living in Niagara Falls.