# 'OUI' Why do you treat me so? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446 "2019-11-14T21:53:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/1 "2019-11-14T21:53:03Z")
My cherry flavored Yoplait ‘Oui’ yogurt let me down. (:() When you peel the foil lid off (so satisfying) the cute little glass pot on the underside is a cute sentiment or a tiny pep talk. I peeled my container and got ready to be cheered up. Turned it over. Nada. Zilch. Nope. My yogurt has ignored me. My day is ruined. One time I got one that said ‘Yes!’ How hard is it to print one word? I don’t need a sermon. Just one tiny word. It was cherry flavored. It coulda been cordial. Bah! ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/2 "2019-11-14T21:58:00Z")
I was at a Mongolian barbecue last night, and as we were leaving a guy came up asking for another fortune cookie, because his hadn’t had a fortune in it. I remarked that if his next cookie was empty too he’d better watch his back as he walked out to his car. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/3 "2019-11-14T22:02:43Z")
I had two Oui yogurts today, so you may have one of my Oui sayings: _ **Buy yourself flowers** _. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/4 "2019-11-14T22:06:27Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I had two Oui yogurts today, so you may have one of my Oui sayings: _ **Buy yourself flowers** _. Aww. Thanks. So cordial of you!(:)) ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/5 "2019-11-14T23:11:53Z")
Maybe your Oui was dumbstruck that it got you as a consumer. The corn dogs have been bragging. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/6 "2019-11-14T23:18:34Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > Maybe your Oui was dumbstruck that it got you as a consumer. The corn dogs have been bragging. I try to keep my food fetishes separated I must’ve slipped up.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/7 "2019-11-15T01:19:12Z")
Okay, this is something I learned today. I sometimes eat Oui yogurt and I never knew there were sayings in the packaging. I feel bad bad bad that Beckdawrek was missing one when I’ve apparently been throwing mine in the garbage unread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/8 "2019-11-15T03:00:06Z")
I know I have a sad, sad, sad life. I get my self esteem from packaging.(:)) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/9 "2019-11-15T03:07:32Z")
Je ne sais pas pourquoi pas; Peut-être qu’il ne t’aime plus. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/10 "2019-11-15T04:22:07Z")
Oui, ta vie est triste, triste, triste. Have you tried dunking the corndogs into the yogurt? You know, two treats in one. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/11 "2019-11-15T04:39:58Z")
Last one was an IOU. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/12 "2019-11-15T05:16:00Z")
Ummmm…uh? Ooh la la.(:)) ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/13 "2019-11-15T06:43:28Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > Last one was an IOU. Or dyslexic Frnech. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/14 "2019-11-15T07:25:38Z")
I’m dreading my lemon ‘OUI’ I have for tomorrow. Instead of a missing cute sentiment, I’m liable to get a curt rebuke. That could really send me over the edge. (;)) Think I’m gonna explore another brand of yogurt. Maybe a generic :eek: I shoulda known this was gonna happen. I can’t sustain these kinda relationships. I’m way too needy. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/15 "2019-11-15T08:20:01Z")
If it says nothing that just means “You do you, girl!” ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/16 "2019-11-15T14:00:34Z")
Little Dove chocolate hearts are supposed to have affirmations inside the wrapper. If you can just hold out 'til Valentine’s Day, we can send you bags of those little chalky hearts! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/17 "2019-11-15T14:37:30Z")
Think I’ll go to TacoBell and pick up some packets of their sauce. They’re always nice to me. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/18 "2019-11-16T02:24:25Z")
It was a bad, bad yogurt. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/19 "2019-11-16T04:26:43Z")
Just peeled the satisfying foil off my Oui yogurt. You’re not gonna believe this. No wittyism, no quip, no pleasantry. Nope. Nothing. A—gain! I’ve been ghosted by a yogurt company! A giant company, no doubt. What do they have against me?(:() ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oui-why-do-you-treat-me-so/843446/20 "2019-11-16T06:24:41Z")
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