# Ouija Boards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [October 28, 2007, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312 "2007-10-28T06:01:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312/81 "2007-11-02T13:49:15Z")

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Are you sure she wasn’t possessed by a demon? One way you test for that is by trying to sleep with her. According to movies I’ve seen, demons are very horny.

Hey, it’d be worth a shot.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312/82 "2007-11-02T13:55:56Z")

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[QUOTE=dropzone]  
According to movies I’ve seen, demons are very horny.  
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This is true, but’s very disconcerting when they smoke afterwards. All over.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312/83 "2007-11-02T14:31:52Z")

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And bite off your spine.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312/84 "2007-11-02T17:41:37Z")

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She was too skinny and also her vagina had teeth.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards/424312/85 "2007-11-02T20:53:19Z")

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Edited to delete a comment so far afield of the OP and the purpose of this forum that even I could not justify it with a straight face.

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