# Our Honeymoon With Santa

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 3, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322 "2010-11-03T13:17:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/1 "2010-11-03T13:17:17Z")

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On Friday my husband and I leave on our honeymoon. We are going to be in Finland. On a whim I looked up Santa’s address and it turns out the man lives in Korvatunturi which is about 300 miles from where we will be for our trip!

If any of you have any naughty children you need to report let me know and I will keep an eye out for Santa so I can report them for you. 😉

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/2 "2010-11-03T13:57:51Z")

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But, Santa is Canadian. He has his [own postal code](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H0H_0H0#Santa_Claus) and everything!

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/3 "2010-11-03T14:06:04Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> But, Santa is Canadian. He has his [own postal code](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H0H_0H0#Santa_Claus) and everything!

According to Wikipedia [Santa](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus) lives in Finland. In Korvatunturi, Finland to be exact. It wouldn’t surprise me if he split his time between various icy locations though!

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> The Finnish Santa Claus lives in Korvatunturi but Santa’s Official Post Office is situated in Rovaniemi at the Arctic circle. His address is: Santa Claus, Santa Claus Village, FIN-96930 Arctic Circle, Finland.

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/4 "2010-11-03T18:22:46Z")

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Not possible. I learned for a fact when I lived in Denmark that Santa lives in Greenland. I saw pictures on TV and everything, so there.

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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/5 "2010-11-03T18:44:00Z")

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I read the title of this thread and thought, “Now THERE is a kinky couple – what a menage à trois _that_ will be!”

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/6 "2010-11-03T18:49:38Z")

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> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#):
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> I read the title of this thread and thought, “Now THERE is a kinky couple – what a menage à trois _that_ will be!”

Even kinkier if Santa brought along a few elves.

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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/7 "2010-11-03T18:52:42Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> Even kinkier if Santa brought along a few elves.

Isn’t that a given? :D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-honeymoon-with-santa/559322/8 "2010-11-03T19:13:18Z")

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Here _comes_ Santa Claus.
