# Our kitty is sick and we're not sure what to do

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-kitty-is-sick-and-were-not-sure-what-to-do/772664 "2016-11-21T18:07:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-kitty-is-sick-and-were-not-sure-what-to-do/772664/21 "2016-11-26T17:10:20Z")

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Ever since we said goodbye to Ozzy on Tuesday, I’ve had a modified line from the absolute schmaltziest song in the world (okay, the second: “Havin’ My Baby” is number one) running through my head. So I finally bowed to the inevitable and wrote my lyrics to it.

Warning: sad and sappy

**Watchin’ Ozzy Grow**  
(Music: Mac Davis / Lyrics: Me)

Tiny baby creepin’ on the rug  
Chasin’ Uncle Bug  
That’s our boy.

Ozz and Tenshi, close as they can be  
Little Mini-Me  
That’s our boy.

Bouncin’ off the walls and ridin’ shoulders  
Drive-by wufflin’ noses on the go  
Our Nutro-Burning Funny Kitten makes himself at home  
And me and Dad are watchin’ Ozzy grow.

Sleepin’ in a sunbeam on the bed  
Snuggled up with Fred  
That’s our boy.

Sittin’ anywhere to warm his butt  
He’s a little nut  
That’s our boy.

Snuggling’s what he loves to do, wherever  
Built for comfort, not for speed, he’s lyin’ low  
But he’s still workin’ things all out behind those big green eyes  
And me and Dad are watching Ozzy grow.

Time goes on and Ozzy’s slowin’ down  
A more thoughtful clown  
That’s our boy.

Sittin’ in the sink and gettin’ high  
Our stoner guy  
That’s our boy.

Even though we have to let him leave us,  
We’re never truly gonna let him go.  
As we share with him his final great adventure,  
We’re glad that we could watch our Ozzy grow.

_Ozymandias C. Nosewuffle  
10/31/02 - 11/22/16_

Uncle Bug was the older Burmese cat owned by the breeder when we first met Ozzy at four weeks old. He was kind of the kittens’ “nanny.”  
Tenshi was our other Singapura, who we lost this past March.  
Fred is Sonata, one of our Russian Blue girls.  
And Ozzy wasn’t really a stoner–he just acted like one. And he loved catnip. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-kitty-is-sick-and-were-not-sure-what-to-do/772664/22 "2016-11-26T19:26:59Z")

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That’s so sweet, **Infovore**. I’m so sorry about Ozzy, and your other kitties. I’ve found when I lose one, it brings back memories of the ones I lost before them. Such a difficult time. Hugs.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-kitty-is-sick-and-were-not-sure-what-to-do/772664/23 "2016-11-26T21:45:27Z")

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Infovore, you have my condolences. I went through a similar crisis with my Pitch Black. It just sucks, for you and for your kitties. Hugs to you.

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**Author:** ![CerebrAl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@CerebrAl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CerebrAl)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-kitty-is-sick-and-were-not-sure-what-to-do/772664/24 "2016-11-27T02:24:38Z")

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14 years…that’s a lot to be thankful for.

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-kitty-is-sick-and-were-not-sure-what-to-do/772664/25 "2016-11-27T11:35:28Z")

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RIP sweet boy.

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