# Our new MPSIMS moderator:  SkipMagic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 7, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251 "2005-04-07T17:12:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/81 "2005-04-14T00:21:52Z")

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**Skip** , I haven’t posted in the same thread as you for a while, but congrats! Can I take you out for ice cream? Baskin Robbins?

😃

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/82 "2005-04-14T00:33:26Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> **Skip** , I haven’t posted in the same thread as you for a while, but congrats! Can I take you out for ice cream? Baskin Robbins?
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> 😃

**Loads Magic Wand of Power, Ready To Fire**  
All positive references to Baskin Robbins now belong in the **BBQ Pit**. 😛

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/83 "2005-04-14T01:43:39Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> **Loads Magic Wand of Power, Ready To Fire**  
> All positive references to Baskin Robbins now belong in the **BBQ Pit**. 😛

Don’t make me tell Auntie Em on you! You might be a Mod now, but I think she still wears the panties …

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/84 "2005-04-14T03:41:40Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> Don’t make me tell Auntie Em on you! You might be a Mod now, but I think she still wears the panties …

Speaking of vagina’s…

😃

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/85 "2005-04-14T03:54:37Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> Don’t make me tell Auntie Em on you! You might be a Mod now, but I think she still wears the panties …

Bah. I ain’t telling you who wears _what_ around here.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/86 "2005-04-14T14:26:08Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> Bah. I ain’t telling you who wears _what_ around here.

Thanks, **Skip**. I now have an image of you wearing panties, jackboots, and a Mod hat[sup]TM[/sup] and waving your\*\* Magic Wand of Power\*\* at people.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/87 "2005-04-14T14:35:23Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Thanks, **Skip**. I now have an image of you wearing panties, jackboots, and a Mod hat[sup]TM[/sup] and waving your\*\* Magic Wand of Power\*\* at people.

So **that’s** what he’s calling it now…

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-mpsims-moderator-skipmagic/298251/88 "2005-04-14T18:19:38Z")

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Damn, I nearly missed this thread. Where would I have been had I not demonstrated appropriate bootlicking at the start of **Skip** ’s career?

If you ever need a fawning toady, sir, I’m your man, sir. As long as you give me just a little notice when the powers that be start their grand conspiracy against me.

Five minutes, that’s all I’m asking.

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