# Our new total dipsticks: **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 28, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626 "2001-08-28T23:56:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/41 "2001-08-29T14:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kabbes \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > > \*\*What can I do to get on this list? \*\* > > What do you mean “to get on”? 😉 > > pan > > (and damn **MsRobyn** for getting in there first) \*\* Hey, hey, HEY! It was simply too good to miss 🙂 (Although I’m surprised I haven’t been mentioned as a dipstick) Robin ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/42 "2001-08-29T14:58:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > **Legomancer, if you’ve acted like a dipstick then I’ve missed it. The posts I’ve read have been interesting and enjoyable. Believe me, if you acted like a dipstick, someone would let you know.** Hey, HEY! That’s enough of that huggy-boo-boo-kitty shit now! No compliments in the Pit, please. Some of us are trying to get our daily dose of bile. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/43 "2001-08-29T15:06:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Damn I’m full of bad news today. I don’t know if you’re full of bad news, but you’re definitely full of something! ::::d&r:::: ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/44 "2001-08-29T15:06:53Z")
Fuck you **Kamandi**. Why don’t you crawl up Jack Kirby’s ass and die a slow painful death. If you need some help accomplishing this, I have a shovel for you. Bastard! [sub]How’s that?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/45 "2001-08-29T15:13:56Z")
What’s the matter with **dalovin’dj**? He’s started a bunch of good GD’s lately. Cut we newbie’s some slack - we’re the fun ones. We’re the one who walk in and start pushing buttons… “What happens when I push this big red one?”… Duh. Sometimes it blows up in our face. Believe me, I’ve had the soot-faced, hair blown back, wiley coyote-just-accidently-stuck-my-head-into-an-acme t n’t box- look before (as you probably have had). Also, I think further classification of we newbies is in order. Distinctions should be made between **dweebs** , **wackos** , **misunderstood flowers** (otherwise known as **ar-_tistes_** ), **dipsticks** , **chimp-like creatures with mischevious dispositions** , **boobs** , **clowns** , \***ass-fucking[/I} clowns**, **twats** , and **loonies**. I hate to be labeled a **mule-felcher** when I clearly am **monkeyspunk**. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/46 "2001-08-29T15:13:57Z")
It’s too early to be sure but [url=“[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84278](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84278)” LoftStory is already starting to show great promise for a future Dipstick award nominee. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/47 "2001-08-29T15:17:01Z")
Of course there is always me. Over a thousand posts and I still can’t get the url coded right :rolleyes: [LoftStory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84278) ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/48 "2001-08-29T15:20:32Z")
Ummmm guys. I know this is the pit but aren’t we usually _ **against** _ feeding the trolls? Is there any other point to thread aside from that? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/49 "2001-08-29T15:25:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*I figured the only reason I’m not on this list is that they already retired my jersey. > > Gobear, Total Dipstick Emeritus \*\* I thought he wrote > [@](#): > > they retired me to jersey and was ALL set to ream him for not calling. However, I would have been mistaken. Carry on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hibbins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ce73a5/32.png) [@Hibbins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hibbins)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/50 "2001-08-29T15:31:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Come on. When it’s not coming from the right camp, some of you guys can get awfully sanctimonious sometimes. > > Granted, the guy got snippy that people criticized his capitalization, but the way you went after him for that infraction alone was a bit excessive, don’t you think? I have to agree with CnoteChris. So when we are done compiling this list of **dipstick posters** will we be starting on the list of **super hip posters**? Then maybe we can make a list of **super intelligent posters**. Eventually we could categorize everyone. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/51 "2001-08-29T15:35:48Z")
Must… resist… urges… to use the DARK SIDE of posting to get noticed… NO! I SHALL PREVAIL! Even if it takes me ONE THOUSAND POSTS! SPARKLEY POSTS! I’ll become known without becoming known as one of the legion of forum idiots! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/52 "2001-08-29T16:22:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > \*\*Silver Fire - I don’t know if irishgirl is annoyng as fuck but for some reason, that’s really funny. Succint and to the point. \*\* Yeah, “succint and to the point” is my middle name. Or something. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Silver Fire, don’t mind if I ask you, why is Irishgirl a total Dipshit? I haven’t noticed it. any examples, or is it a judgement call? \*\* A) I didn’t call anyone a total dipshit. B) I haven’t paid much attention to irishgirl, so I guess I can’t give any examples of anything except to say that posters who **never** use proper capitalization are annoying as fuck. To me anyway. Really, how hard is it to press the shift key every once in a while? ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/53 "2001-08-29T16:30:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrnalene \* > \*\*I wish I were obnoxious enough to be flamed by my fellow Dopers. Instead I am stuck perpetually below the radar in the Land of Big Mediocrity. \ \*\* **Myrnalene** You’re a complete waste of space, a fucking troglodytic shit-for-brains useless mule-felching spunk monkey who has nothing of value to add to any conversation/thread/discussion/topic/issue or planet on which intelligent and decent people exist. In truth, I have nothing at all negative to say about **Myrnalene** , but I just had to take pity and respond to her expressed wish. Go thy way in peace and be mediocre no more. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/54 "2001-08-29T16:43:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* Really, how hard is it to press the shift key every once in a while? \*\* aH, but yOu can’T juSt preSs it “Once iN a wHile”. whEn It comeS to tHe sHifT kEy, tImIng iS EverYthinG. [sub](OK, OK, I’m sorry! I won’t do it again! Honest!)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/55 "2001-08-29T16:47:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > \*\*Fuck you **Kamandi**. Why don’t you crawl up Jack Kirby’s ass and die a slow painful death. If you need some help accomplishing this, I have a shovel for you. Bastard! > > [sub]How’s that?[/sub] \*\* Thank you, **Trion** , that’s exactly what I was looking for. cumgobbet! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/56 "2001-08-29T16:51:33Z")
How has **Chas E.** not been mentioned yet? Every time I try to cut the guy some slack ('cause he’s not, strictly speaking, an idiot), he goes and makes me wanna shake some sense into him again. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/57 "2001-08-29T16:54:58Z")
I’d like to see where irishgirl and dalovindj have acted like dipshits. Seethruart is shaping up to be a genuine headcase. I mean the guy needs meds rather desperately. xanakis and DJ7F50 just seem to wanna argue, just for the hell of it. This behavior can be construed as dipshitty. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/58 "2001-08-29T16:55:29Z")
I’d like to take a moment to add Steve Wright to the list. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/59 "2001-08-29T16:57:18Z")
::tosses a 😉 up there for the humor impaired:: ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626/60 "2001-08-29T17:08:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > \*\* > Come on. When it’s not coming from the right camp, some of you guys can get awfully sanctimonious sometimes. > > That’s kind of the whole point of this place, right? Different ideas, thoughts, and perspectives? > > Sometimes I get the feeling some people here want this place all to themselves so you can chatter away endlessly with people who are exactly like they are. > > Lighten up, or more importantly, _open_ up a little. \*\* Cnote… \ you have my deepest respect, sir. [sub](Or madam…but I always thought it was sir)[/sub] stoid [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-new-total-dipsticks/78626.md?page=4)