# Our newest member.... how long? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 22, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911 "2001-10-22T19:02:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/1 "2001-10-22T19:02:40Z")
I just logged in and saw that our newest member is “fuck\_the\_mods”. How long will he last? (generic “he”) The person guessing the date (and time?) closest to he banning without going over wins gobs of bragging rights All standard time selection pool rules apply. I got Tues., 23 October 4:00 edt. Takers? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/2 "2001-10-22T19:53:23Z")
welcome back, wildest bill! 10/22/2001 4:48 pm est. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/3 "2001-10-22T19:53:35Z")
Well you know he has to be someone who was banned previously (I would guess… **Wildest Bill** if I had to guess). I’ll say October 25th. I give him three days to lie low. [sub]Actually, I have no clue as to when they’ll be banned. I felt that I just had to put something down, and I like the number 3. :D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/4 "2001-10-22T20:56:25Z")
8 PM today. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/5 "2001-10-22T21:35:54Z")
Hhhhhmmm…no, I think **Bill** would be more like, um, “MartyrBoy”, or something like that. I think he’d try to be more, well, groveling and whiny. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/6 "2001-10-22T21:56:41Z")
I wouldn’t even wager a guess. I’m still stunned that someone with a name like **Anal Scurvy** wasn’t a troll!! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/7 "2001-10-22T22:09:52Z")
The very interesting part is that fuck\_the\_mods’s e-mail address is publicly visible. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/8 "2001-10-22T22:14:46Z")
oct 24…Could it be Satan? It would have to someone immature, but not necessarily young. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/9 "2001-10-23T01:46:59Z")
**Satan**? If you’re referring to the former poster, I doubt it. Not his style. (On the other hand you could juct be channeling Dana Carvey’s “Church Lady”… ) My guess, since I’m here: Oct 22, 11:30 CDT ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/10 "2001-10-23T04:54:09Z")
I don’t think it is **WB** all the words are spelled correctly. Has anyone got 7 a.m. Tuesday? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/11 "2001-10-23T05:06:55Z")
Put your money back in your pocket. It’s a [done deal.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94547#post1741049) ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/12 "2001-10-23T17:32:12Z")
Go to MPIMS for a discussion of another new member Mildest Bill: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94746](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94746) The Moderators are not too enomoured by the looks of things… ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/13 "2001-10-23T17:32:27Z")
Go to MPIMS for a discussion of another new member Mildest Bill: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94746](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94746) The Moderators are not too enamoured by the looks of things… ---
**Author:** ![dubbele](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@dubbele](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubbele)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/14 "2001-10-23T19:02:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\*How long will he last? (generic “he”) …Takers? \*\* Put me down for “as long as there’s a board”. I don’t think anyone has ever really gone away because of banning. I think that encourages them to stay. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-member-how-long/88911/15 "2001-10-23T21:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mighty\_maxx \* > **Could it be Satan?** Er, did something happen to Satan? Is there, like a notice or something? Do the Mods nail your skin to the wall of the Ethernet?