# Our newest moderator.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 5, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078 "2001-12-05T19:23:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/21 "2001-12-05T22:56:57Z")

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TVeblen is a _gal_? Who knew?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/22 "2001-12-05T23:21:37Z")

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Woo Hoo! New meat! Oh yeah baby, you’re ours now, heh, heh, heh…wait a minute, did I just type that or did I think it?

D’oh!

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/23 "2001-12-05T23:39:16Z")

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Congratulations and welcome aboard!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/24 "2001-12-05T23:44:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Green Bean \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Spritle \*  
> > **Just so I can begin writing the perfect Pit-zinger, what is MEBuckner’s political leanings?**
> 
> He’s a Nazi, of course. \*\*

I was under the impression he was a neo-Confederate.

Congratulations! I think! Great choice.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/25 "2001-12-06T00:14:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > He’s a Nazi, of course.
> 
> I was under the impression he was a neo-Confederate.

[sub]What…there’s a difference?[/sub]

Yee-haw! The South’s gonna rise agin’! Hang on to your Confederate dollars! _:takes a swig of bourbon; fires off a few shotgun blasts in the general direction of the ceiling:_ The War of Northern Aggression had _nothing to do with slavery!_ The South seceded over _tariffs!_ Abraham Lincoln was worse than Hitler!

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/26 "2001-12-06T00:40:53Z")

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I shot the tariff.

your humble TubaDiva  
But I did not do the deputy.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/27 "2001-12-06T00:56:26Z")

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It’s so cute when all you mods play nice together like this. But please be careful, because one of you usually ends up crying…

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/28 "2001-12-06T01:29:35Z")

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Welcome to the nuthouse, MEBuckner. Don’t mind Arnold. He’s Swiss. All that neutrality isn’t good for a man, obviously.

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**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/29 "2001-12-06T01:41:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> MEBuckner  
> Moderator
> 
> Registered: Aug 2000

Pfft!! Younger and younger. They must be getting desperate. Good luck out there, sonny. They’re gonna eat you alive…

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/30 "2001-12-06T02:13:04Z")

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Oh, Buckner’s been with us since our AOL days, way back when. He just didn’t register here til 2000. I’m glad to have him as a mod.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/31 "2001-12-06T02:27:39Z")

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…and according to my music history texts, **Bruckner** ’s been DEAD since 1896. I’m QUITE excited to have him back!

[sub]and more impressed than ever with the Administrators

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/32 "2001-12-06T03:00:24Z")

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Welcome to the club. Of course you understand that the new guy has to wash my truck. Saturday afternoon at 2 will be just fine. Bring your own wax. Uke always forgot the wax.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/33 "2001-12-06T03:27:38Z")

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Will earwax do?

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/34 "2001-12-06T03:37:26Z")

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Is expressing jealousy appropriate here? 😉 Congrats, **ME**.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/35 "2001-12-06T03:43:17Z")

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That neutrality is very good for me, thank you very much. And the butt-slapping is just my natural high spirits. Heck, up in the mountains, with only the cows for company during those long winter months, we engage in quite a bit of bovine butt-slapping. It relieves the tension.

John Corrado, I was raised to elegantly kiss a woman’s hand, not slap her on the butt. We must have gone to different schools.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/36 "2001-12-06T04:05:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> **DDG** said:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Excellent!! BUCKner BUCKner BUCKner BUCKner…
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> > Woo!
> 
> …  
> When I heard that post from you in my mind’s ear, all I could think of was those AFLAK commercials! 😃

And I have painful memories of 1986 unearthed from the deepest recesses of my mind, where they had been banished. The pain, the disappointment. ☹

But this Buckner’s all right in my book.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/37 "2001-12-06T04:33:05Z")

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Congrats!

[sub]And did I miss something? I thought **Ike** was a mod before **bibliophage**? Gotta pay more attention…damn school, keeping me away from the boards…🙂 Seriously, though, there always seems to be someone new, and I always miss it. And it took someone mentioning an old thread with **Chronos** as a mod to proove to me that I wasn’t insane and I hadn’t imagined the whole thing.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![NaSultainne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@NaSultainne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NaSultainne)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/38 "2001-12-06T04:43:13Z")

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Mucho congrats **MEBuckner**! Of course, there’s always a downside…

Now I gotta _let_ you win all the debates even when you don’t score a single point…😃

[sub]\<\<walks away slowly shaking head\>\>[/sub]

Man, life just ain’t fair.

😉

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/39 "2001-12-06T04:44:41Z")

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Like, groovy, Dude. Better you than me.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/40 "2001-12-06T04:49:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\*TVeblen is a _gal_? Who knew? \*\*

See, some of us pay attention to that stuff while you boys are out slapping each other’s asses.

Congrats, you hick. 😉

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