# Our newest moderator.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 5, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078 "2001-12-05T19:23:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/41 "2001-12-06T07:03:24Z")

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So, Tuba, when are you gonna hire me as the TMI moderator?

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/42 "2001-12-06T07:19:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \*  
> \*\*Yee-haw! The South’s gonna rise agin’! Hang on to your Confederate dollars! _:takes a swig of bourbon; fires off a few shotgun blasts in the general direction of the ceiling:_ The War of Northern Aggression had _nothing to do with slavery!_ The South seceded over _tariffs!_ Abraham Lincoln was worse than Hitler! \*\*

Holy Bourbon and Branch Davidians!  
And here I’d pictured **MEBuck** more in the Florence King tradition of cussed, erudite southern eccentrics. (Okay, male and maybe not a monarchist but…)

Oh, heckydurnitall. Great choice and welcome to the insanity, **MEBbuck**! If that poor traumatized goat doesn’t survive your initiation a side test just MIGHT concern applied barbeque techniques. Just as training for those tricky **BBQPit** moves, y’understand.

::casually butt-smacks **UncaPee** while exiting::

Veb

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**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/43 "2001-12-06T15:21:38Z")

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🆒 Congrats, MEB’r! 🆒

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/44 "2001-12-06T15:31:20Z")

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You folks aren’t stupid are you? Gearing up for a mods vs members debate are we? Congrats MEBuckner.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/45 "2001-12-06T15:38:09Z")

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It isn’t official until someone takes him to the pit.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/46 "2001-12-06T17:03:51Z")

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> Orignally posted by TubaDiva
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> But I did not do the deputy.

Must be one sad deputy. ☹

Congrats MEB!!!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-newest-moderator/97078/47 "2001-12-06T21:48:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \*  
> …and according to my music history texts, **Bruckner** ’s been DEAD since 1896. I’m QUITE excited to have him back!
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> [sub]and more impressed than ever with the Administrators[/sub]

They played Mahler’s _Resurrection Symphony_ over his grave, and the next thing you know…😉

Congrats, **MEBuckner**!

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