# Our summer vacation - A Dutch MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 17, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322 "2008-08-17T21:10:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/161 "2008-08-20T02:13:37Z")

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Oh wow - I forgot to tell y’all!

This woman (girl, really) has been over here from Angola training with my friend M from work. M only met her 1-1/2 weeks ago. So today I overhear a conversation (kinda hard not to) that the girl was asking to borrow money from M. Something about her wire transfer didn’t come through. M is not a supervisor of any kind. She was asking for - get this - $1000!!! She doesn’t even know M! So of course M said no, and told her to contact M’s boss to see about an advance.

Unbelievable. Even if it is a culture thing. Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/162 "2008-08-20T02:20:29Z")

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I think that’s a mistaken impression on her part that all Americans are simply swimming in money. I came across that same attitude when I was in UK with my daughter about 5 years ago. They didn’t hit me up for money, but they assumed I’d pay for their admission tix to Stonehenge and Salisbury Cathedral. Since I only had enough money for the 2 of us to (barely) EAT during our trip (we were given tickets to go–this was not planned on our part), I had to tell them I couldn’t. This was the family of a pen pal Daughter had made and we stopped by to visit. Odd doesn’t cover it.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/163 "2008-08-20T02:26:15Z")

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I went to bed, but was just awakened by a picture text message and IT’S A GIRL!!!

And I’ve got a sweet picture of her in her daddy’s arms.

Hooray! (and goodnight)

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/164 "2008-08-20T02:32:11Z")

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Go **Haze**! (And, by the way, I’m imagining Mumpers, somewhat like Dementors, swooping toward Chicago to give That Guy a piece of our minds. It’s a public service, really. No need to thank us. Next stop: **Spaz’s** house.)

Feel better **rosie**! (Meant to say that earlier.) And **FCM** , of course; here have some chocolate.

I should consider falling asleep, shouldn’t I?

GT

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/165 "2008-08-20T02:37:14Z")

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Yay, **Pie!**

So where’s the pic, huh?

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/166 "2008-08-20T03:08:08Z")

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I’d get in line to whup TG’s ass, but clearly I’m not needed. Although I suspect if **FCM** and I joined forces to give him The Look™, he’d expire from pure fright. :eek:

Love the pics of young you, **Rigs**! So were those Jordache jeans? 😃

I should have been working all evening, but I hit the wall _hard_ about 8:00, so gave up and went and sat in the recliner, with Papa Tigs next to me at his desk, and we took turns falling asleep. Such an exciting couple we are. :rolleyes: I finally woke up a bit, so I’m back to try to get a _bit_ done. I’ve slept badly for the last three nights (postnasal drip, the last remnants of this vile bug), and it really caught up with me today. So I got little work done.

But I was bad in other ways, too – I went out to stick my paycheck in the bank this afternoon and stopped by my Very Expensive Local Yarn Shop, and was a bad girl, got some lovely yarn to make **snowbunny** a pair of socks. But of course I can’t start them till she GETS A FREAKING TAPE MEASURE AND MEASURES HER FOOT for me like I asked! Hint, hint, hint! It’s only two measurements, total length of your foot and circumference of the ball of your foot, but how else can I make socks that fit your weird short feet? Huh?

Anyway, back to work. And try to stay awake long enough to watch the gymnastics while I work. It’s not like I need to listen to watch girls try not to fall off the balance beam!

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/167 "2008-08-20T03:45:23Z")

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My feet are not that weird! They’re one of the few parts of my body that aren’t weird! A bit wide, but nothing unusual. Sheesh.

The thought of both **FCM** and **MamaTigs** giving The Look is truly awesome, and not in the “Dude! AWESOME!” way. Yikes!

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/168 "2008-08-20T04:02:40Z")

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So prove your feet aren’t weird – measure 'em for me! 😃

I just realized it’s been nearly an hour since I posted and I haven’t done ANY work. Blurf. Apparently my wall-hitting today was harder than even _I_ realized.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/169 "2008-08-20T04:15:15Z")

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Good for you **Haze!** I knew you were a strong person.

Worked out and feel better for it; although my left knee is wonky. It’s been bothering me for a couple of weeks. Running was definitely difficult for me; I had to quit after just over a mile.

Dammit, I like running too. I guess I’ll nurse it along and if I don’t see improvement, I’ll have the doc check it out. Sigh…I hate going to the doctor.

**Rosie,** feel better my dear.

I received a friend request for my Facebook account for someone I don’t know. I don’t recognize her picture or her name. It’s odd. The only reason I have a Facebook account is because two of my friends sent me links to their pictures on their facebook accounts. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have bothered. It’s all I can do to keep up here.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/170 "2008-08-20T07:34:09Z")

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IT IS 2:30 AM AND I AM STILL AWAKE. Ugh, I have to be awake for work in 5 hours but am busy doing other stuff - been at Waffle House most of the night playing Monopoly.

Anyone know any local sugar daddies? I’m really tired of working for right now and want to just go to school for a while.

Yay, **swampy** flirted back!

My mind isn’t making any sense, I’m fighting bedtime meds lol. ::loopy::

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/171 "2008-08-20T10:17:03Z")

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The sunrise is a beautiful shade of orange this morning. (And obviously I’m still not awake since I just typed evening instead of morning.)

Sorry, I can’t show you the baby picture, Southern Girl is the one who is extremely paranoid about the internet.

I’m feeling kind of strange this morning. Somewhere between depressed and flattened. Hopefully it goes away soon.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/172 "2008-08-20T11:45:14Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienated and at the workplace. 😃

OOOOH! **MOOOOOOM and BioTigs** givin’ TG _THE LOOK_! Now that’s extreme!

Yay for new baby **CutiePie**!

[QUOTE=dogbutler]  
They sent me some pics, and it looks like poor [swampy](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e260/dogbutler/misc/IMG_5747.jpg) is down on his luck.

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Fine dining at it’s best! Y’all won’t believe what perfectly good edible nummy tidbits those humans throw away!

Ok, Ima get my butt in gear and start on the work pile now.

Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/173 "2008-08-20T12:05:13Z")

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[QUOTE=swampbear]  
OOOOH! **MOOOOOOM and BioTigs** givin’ TG _THE LOOK_! Now that’s extreme!

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To really put The Fear Of Og[sup]tm[/sup] into him, I could join them and use _THE VOICE_.

> [@](#):
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> Ok, Ima get my butt in gear and start on the work pile now.

Be careful of that traffic backup in the hallway.

For the rest of ya, blurf.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/174 "2008-08-20T12:06:03Z")

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Blrph.

Awake. Of a sorts.

Could not fall asleep last night.

But I’m up now… kinda…

Night shift was quiet last night!

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/175 "2008-08-20T12:21:32Z")

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Lord, I don’t know what brand of jeans those were–they were that weird fit that was popular back then, sort of baggy but also fitted (reverse fit isn’t the name… I can’t remember).  
I wonder when they will come back into fashion. They’re in a box somewhere–of course, I’m about 40 pounds heavier now, so…

I am [del]to be sacrificed to the evil lawyers this morning[/del] ready for my deposition. As ready as I’ll ever be. #1 son is off to the bus (at 0645) and #2 son is up.

I’m reading a murder mystery by Charlaine Harris entitled _An Ice Cold Grave_. I thought it’d be one that I could just sort of “read” and not think about, but it’s turned out to be creepy as hell. I’m of 2 minds about this: 1. it’s good to shake me up sometimes and 2. I stopped reading it last night because I was afraid I’d have nightmares! It’s not as intense as Stephen King, but there’s something about it…

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/176 "2008-08-20T12:45:40Z")

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Good morning!

A friend loaned me the book _The Road_ yesterday, and I’m already halfway through it. It’s a fast read. They’re making a movie out of it, I hear. I’m not done yet, but I highly recommend it anyway.

Our server is down, and I can’t do what I wanted to do this morning. At least I still have plenty of other work to keep me busy.

\<sigh\>

I better get to it.

Happy Hump Day, Mumpers!

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**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/177 "2008-08-20T13:28:48Z")

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mornin’. Or something. Can I go back to bed? Please?

Went to dinner with some Dopers last night; it was good. We went to a BBQ place, oddly enough, I don’t like any of their three varieties of BBQ sauce. So, I got steak tips which do not come with BBQ sauce and garlic mashed N.O.T. It was the yum! As always, the conversation was superb!

ahem, Message from Beebs

Beebs misses us very much and assures me that he is keeping up with the MMP. He says he’ll be back, but isn’t sure when.

[/message from Beebs]

More comments later.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/178 "2008-08-20T13:33:40Z")

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Hi **beebs**!

It’s like Homecoming around here!

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/179 "2008-08-20T13:33:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Taters]  
Worked out and feel better for it; although my left knee is wonky. It’s been bothering me for a couple of weeks. Running was definitely difficult for me; I had to quit after just over a mile.

Dammit, I like running too. I guess I’ll nurse it along and if I don’t see improvement, I’ll have the doc check it out. Sigh…I hate going to the doctor.  
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Have you tried just getting one of those elastic knee braces at a drug store or Target? I was having trouble with my knee a couple summers ago while rollerblading, and I picked up a knee brace and used it both for rollerblading and general workouts, and it just kept everything in line and it all got better.

How’s that for a run-on sentence? :eek: 😃

Anyway, good for you **Haze**.

I am not feeling like being at work today. Blurgh. I’m with **donkeybear**. I need someone rich to give me lots of money so I don’t have to work. Or at least only work when I feel like it. That’d be ideal. Could someone work on that for me? Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-summer-vacation-a-dutch-mmp/460322/180 "2008-08-20T13:58:21Z")

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Morning, everyone. We’re up, Nat’s playing with some rubbermaid containers behind me, we’re laundrifying and I’m waiting for dough to rise. Granola bread and oatmeal with wheat bran. It’s another beautiful fall day, and it’s _not supposed to rain_! Two days in a row! Anyone would think this city’d moved to the West Coast this summer, it’s been so wet.  
**Haze** , good for you. Imagine the nerve of him, living with his ex-GF afer proposing to you, and without telling her… would you like me to get the Husbands to kill him? They’d be happy to do it. Especially Attacks Husband. And Driving Husband. They could tie him in knots.

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