# Our two millionth post is almost upon us **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102 "2002-05-14T22:42:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/1 "2002-05-14T22:42:14Z")
Posts: 1,998,629 There are only 1,371 or so posts to two million. By the time I post this, it’s gonna be less. And do you really care ? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/2 "2002-05-14T22:44:01Z")
Of course we really care. ---
**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/3 "2002-05-15T01:27:07Z")
Will there be a party or somthing? I want a party! ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/4 "2002-05-15T01:28:31Z")
-bump- Not only adding to my post-count, but going for the gold! I want to be the one to hit 2,000,000! ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/5 "2002-05-15T01:32:23Z")
Yahtzee ! Or Bingo ! Or something. So . . . . of the 2 million posts, how many do ya think are actually meaningful, conceding that this one is not among them. ---
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/6 "2002-05-15T04:00:13Z")
Will the mods be able to record which post is the 2,000,000th? ---
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/7 "2002-05-15T04:02:24Z")
Does anyone know what the 1,000,000th post was? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/8 "2002-05-15T04:37:48Z")
Woo-hoo! Less than 500 posts to go! (Wednesday,12:32 AM EST, May 15) ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/9 "2002-05-15T04:41:23Z")
407 to go … ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/10 "2002-05-15T04:48:41Z")
Down to 380! This is better than new years! ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/11 "2002-05-15T04:52:15Z")
366 … ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/12 "2002-05-15T04:53:41Z")
Does everyone have their party hats and noise makers? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/13 "2002-05-15T04:55:04Z")
355 Woo Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/14 "2002-05-15T04:55:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*Does everyone have their party hats and noise makers? \*\* Don’t forget the booze. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/15 "2002-05-15T04:58:28Z")
Ha, Big Kahuna, you still around Hartford, if so I have **TONS** of booze in Naugatuck. We’ll need to have a CTDopefest some time before you go to DC. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/16 "2002-05-15T05:01:12Z")
337 … And yes this is probably a gratuitous post count inflator. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/17 "2002-05-15T05:01:26Z")
All right! We can drink Sam Adams and reminisce about the Whalers until the sun rises over the Berlin Turnpike. Still, Naugatuck, I’m not sure if I want to lower myself to that 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/18 "2002-05-15T05:05:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Big Kahuna Burger \* > \*\*All right! We can drink Sam Adams and reminisce about the Whalers until the sun rises over the Berlin Turnpike. Still, Naugatuck, I’m not sure if I want to lower myself to that 😃 \*\* You bastard, you’ll hang on the Berlin Turnpike, but not Naugy! The valley gets no respect, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/19 "2002-05-15T05:07:24Z")
Hey Caught@Work, I think you need to rethink your moniker! You don’t seem to have been much @Work (the activity, not the location) at all over the last few days. 😃 OK, there’s my useless bit of padding to help hasten the 2 millionth! ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/20 "2002-05-15T05:09:58Z")
Yes, because we all know Hartford is a bastion of art and culture, and all points in the state lead to it. Still, it’s tempting to actually visit the only borough in the state of Connecticut instead of passing through on Route 8. A piece of advice for the area: don’t elect guys like Giordano. Does not reflect good on you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102.md?page=2)